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The Wanlorn ([personal profile] the_wanlorn) wrote2011-09-09 11:27 am
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Sometimes, when I find a skittle with another color skittle glued to it -- or even worse, a skittle with just a fragment of another color glued to it -- I worry that the main skittle is in the middle of consuming the other skittle. Then I worry about eating it, because it's kind of rude to eat someone when they're in the middle of eating.

Then I realize that if it can absorb another skittle like that, what could it do to my stomach, and I throw it out.

[personal profile] chaosvizier 2011-09-09 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be silly. Skittles can't eat! These are skittles who were born with conjoined twin disorder. Those sad individuals are mocked and scorned by other "pure" skittles, and they seek only an end to their sorrowful existence. You do them a service by consuming them. Please. Help them end their suffering.

[personal profile] chaosvizier 2011-09-10 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Only the inexorable crushing power of your jaws can free them from their mortal coil.

Alternatively, you could attempt to surgically remove one from the other and consume the lesser skittle in a truly Darwinian action. The strong must survive!