TODAY :D

  • Jun. 4th, 2010 at 9:19 PM
the_wanlorn: The Doubtful Guest (Default)
SO THIS STARTED OFF IN MY HEAD AS AN ENTRY ABOUT DUMBASSERY AND >:( BUT THEN I GOT HOME AND NOW I AM TOO FULL OF PURE JOY TO BE >:( ABOUT MY DUMBASSERY ANYMORE OMFG I will tell you why at the end.

DUMBASSERY PART 1: Internet, you would think that I'd never taken a shower before. I wasn't in the shower for five minutes before I got shampoo in my eyes. Which, okay, not a big deal, because I was using the no tears baby shampoo I use for the dog since I didn't feel like making more shampoo when I got up. Then I got soap in my eyes! BECAUSE APPARENTLY, I AM AN IDIOT WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO RINSE HER FACE CORRECTLY OR SOMETHING. But I was like, okay! I am done with everything that goes near my eyes! I do not have to OH GOD WHY IS THERE TOOTHPASTE IN MY EYE HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN WHAT THE FUCK.

So, yeah. Shampoo, soap, and toothpaste. I am talented.

DUMBASSERY PART 2: HA HA >:( )

BUT THEN

BUT THEN INTERNET

Holy shit A-Team )

So, uh, I guess you could say I'm excited about that.

And then, right. And then I thought my day couldn't get any better. LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY.

Avengers movie casting )

So, yeah, there's that.

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MICHAEL: One evening, a patient was brought into my clinic in the middle of the night. He was tortured so badly I couldn’t believe he was still breathing. A man was with him. It was the man on your radio. I’ll never forget the voice. He put a gun to my head and explained to me that my patient had robbed him and that he wanted me to save him so the pain would last longer. I did what I could. He said to come here for my money — my blood money. There’s a place between life and death. Amazing how long a man can linger there.
PRESCOTT: That’s enough, all right? Okay. Bring everything upstairs. We’re getting out of here. Tony? Tony, can you hear me?
THUG: What the hell is going on?
MICHAEL: I know this guy. He’ll have people outside the bank, in your truck,and on your boat. You have no idea who you’re dealing with.
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