the_wanlorn: The ice bit from the pilot of Haven (Ice: Can You Feel It)
Title: Anything You Say Can (And Will) Be Held Against You (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Fandom: Haven
Characters: Audrey Parker/Nathan Wuornos, Audrey Parker/Nathan Wuornos/Duke Crocker
Word Count: 3500
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Deliverance joke
Summary: It doesn’t count if you say it when you’re concussed, right?
Notes: Duke + concussion = hilarity, Y/Y/MFY? Thanks to [personal profile] kate for betaing

Anything You Say Can (And Will) Be Held Against You )
the_wanlorn: The ice bit from the pilot of Haven (Ice: Can You Feel It)
Title: Cycle of the Wereferret (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Fandom: Haven
Characters: Audrey Parker/Nathan Wuornos/Duke Crocker
Word Count: 6600
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Summary: Full moons on Halloween are bullshit, especially when they involve chasing ferrets through the woods.
Notes: Thanks to [personal profile] kate for betaing!

Cycle of the Wereferret )
the_wanlorn: The Doubtful Guest (Default)
Title: I Saw That in a Movie Once (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Fandom: Leverage
Characters: Hardison, Parker, Eliot
Word Count: 600
Rating: PG
Warning: none
Summary: Oh hell no, Hardison is not starring in his own personal zombie movie.
Notes: I'm 80% sure that I wrote this for some zombiefest somewhere and then never posted it for whatever reason. So here it is, beta'd by the totally awesome [personal profile] meghanc.

I Saw That in a Movie Once )

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FIC: Catastrophe by [personal profile] the_wanlorn

  • Dec. 15th, 2010 at 9:30 PM
the_wanlorn: The ice bit from the pilot of Haven (Ice: Can You Feel It)
Title: Catastrophe (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Fandom: Haven, spoilers up to episode 11.
Characters: Nathan/Audrey
Word Count: 1700
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Summary: In retrospect, Audrey realized she should have known something was up the first time Nathan high-fived her.
Notes: This is written for [personal profile] soleta for Christmas. Thanks to [personal profile] shadowkitty for looking it over for spelling and tenses. And commas and italics. This fic doesn't acknowledge the last two episodes of season one, because those are way too complicated to deal withI am lazy.

Catastrophe )
the_wanlorn: Mudock looking at BA with the text "<3" (A-Team: <3)
Title: Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Fandom: The A-Team movieverse
Characters: B.A./Murdock, Hannibal, Face
Word Count: 14,440
Rating: PG-13
Warning: None
Summary: In which Murdock is jumpy, BA is an idiot, Face is unhelpful, Hannibal is a troll, and there's an inevitable happy ending.
Notes: Thanks to [personal profile] shadowkitty for helping me hash out most of this, and reminding me that sometimes the answer to an either/or question is "yes." Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ishie for the totally awesome beta. :D

An excellent mix by the aforementioned SK can be found here.

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me )
the_wanlorn: Mudock looking at BA with the text "<3" (A-Team: <3)
Title: Don't Let the Bedbugs Bite (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Fandom: The A-Team movieverse
Characters: B.A./Murdock, Face, Hannibal
Word Count: 2200
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Summary: Murdock doesn't even respect personal space in his sleep.
Notes: As usual with 80% of my ridiculous-est fic, this is written for [personal profile] everysecondtuesday, because what is more cheering-up-able than ridiculous fic about stealth!cuddling and being forced to share a bed?

Don't Let the Bedbugs Bite )

Fic Roundup for July

  • Aug. 3rd, 2010 at 12:01 AM
the_wanlorn: Mudock looking at BA with the text "<3" (A-Team: <3)
Uh, so apparently in July I wrote enough fic to actually warrant a fic roundup post. I am not actually sure how that happened.

You'll Hear It if You Listen (A-Team movieverse, B.A./Murdock, PG, 5500 words)
Five pranks Murdock pulled on B.A., with varying degrees of success.
(DW - LJ - AO3)

Creeping Toward the New Normal (A-Team movieverse, B.A./Murdock, PG, 3200 words)
Five times B.A. didn't kill Murdock.
(DW - LJ - AO3)

Outboard (A-Team movieverse, gen, PG, 450 words)
Murdock takes B.A. for a boat ride.
(DW - LJ - AO3)

The Greenhouse Glass is Broken (A-Team movieverse, gen, G, 1100 words)
Nothing ever went to plan, and Hannibal would never be okay with that, but they did alright.
(DW - LJ - AO3)

International Free Hugs Day (A-Team movieverse, B.A./Murdock, G, 1400 words)
Five times B.A. hugged Murdock.
(DW - LJ - AO3)

Nights Like This (A-Team movieverse, B.A./Murdock, NC17, 900 words)
These were the nights he took his time, until Murdock was gasping and begging, to tell him that whatever shit he'd been dreaming about wasn't going to happen without having to actually say the words.
(DW - AO3)

As Seen On TV (A-Team movieverse, B.A./Murdock, NC17, 1000 words)
Out of all the many (many) places he had imagined something like this happening, he was pretty sure that alleyways hadn't appeared once.
(DW - AO3)
the_wanlorn: Mudock looking at BA with the text "<3" (A-Team: <3)
Title: International Free Hugs Day (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Fandom: The A-Team movieverse
Characters: B.A./Murdock, Hannibal, Face
Word Count: 1400
Rating: G
Warning: None
Summary: Five times B.A. hugged Murdock.
Notes: This fic is A) ridiculous, and B) written for [personal profile] everysecondtuesday, who wanted a fic that involved lots of hugs.

International Free Hugs Day )
the_wanlorn: Superhero!Murdock coming out of smoke with a rifle. (A-Team: Murdock Superhero Smoke)
Title: The Greenhouse Glass is Broken (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Fandom: The A-Team
Characters: Hannibal, Murdock, Face, B.A.
Word Count: 1100
Rating: G
Warning: None
Summary: Nothing ever went to plan, and Hannibal would never be okay with that, but they did alright.

The Greenhouse Glass is Broken )

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FIC: Outboard by [personal profile] the_wanlorn

  • Jul. 8th, 2010 at 9:29 PM
the_wanlorn: Murdock in a orange checkered cape and mask listening to a safe. (A-Team: Murdock Superhero Safecracker)
Title: Outboard (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Fandom: The A-Team movieverse
Characters: B.A., Murdock (it is technically gen, but it's B.A./Murdock in my heart)
Word Count: 450
Rating: PG
Warning: Someone pretending (probably) to drown someone else.
Summary: Murdock takes B.A. for a boat ride.
Notes: SK made me do it. And titled it for me. JSYK.

Outboard )
the_wanlorn: Superhero!Murdock coming out of smoke with a rifle. (A-Team: Murdock Superhero Smoke)
Title: Creeping Toward the New Normal (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Fandom: The A-Team movieverse
Characters: B.A./Murdock, Hannibal, Face
Word Count: 3200
Rating: PG
Warning: None.
Summary: Five times B.A. didn't kill Murdock.
Notes: Written for [personal profile] everysecondtuesday's request here.

Creeping Toward the New Normal )
the_wanlorn: Murdock in a orange checkered cape and mask listening to a safe. (A-Team: Murdock Superhero Safecracker)
Title: You'll Hear It if You Listen (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Fandom: The A-Team movie-verse, with tv-verse influences.
Characters: B.A./Murdock, Hannibal, Face
Word Count: ~5500
Rating: PG
Warning: Passing mention of drugging someone to get them on a plane?
Summary: Five pranks Murdock pulled on B.A., with varying degrees of success.
Notes: Written for [personal profile] shadowkitty's request here. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] ishie for betaing, and [personal profile] everysecondtuesday for listening to me go on about it.

You'll Hear It if You Listen )
the_wanlorn: A garbled sentence with the text "What's with that sentence?" (In Plain Sight: Sentence)
FIRST OFF: QUOTE FOUND! [livejournal.com profile] penknife is pretty fucking great, and figured it out even though "Angela's Ashes" isn't the same thing as "Angels in America." But this is one time where I think you call can see why I got them mixed up, right? Right?? :( I still haven't figured out where I read it, so I haven't found the second quote, but whatever, one will do.

SECOND OFF: Remember that time I posted a meme yesterday? Remember that time I actually did it for once?? Holy jesus I am so proud of me. :DDDDDDDD

THIRD OFF: There is no third off.

FIC: For the Exploding Birds by [personal profile] the_wanlorn

  • Apr. 26th, 2010 at 2:06 PM
the_wanlorn: Marshall grinning smugly while Mary looks at him disgustedly. (In Plain Sight)
Title: For the Exploding Birds (format=light, style=mine, AO3)
Author: [personal profile] the_wanlorn
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Fandom: In Plain Sight
Pairings: Mary/Marshall
Word Count: 1,007
Rating: G
Warning: None
Summary: In which birds explode (or don't) and promises are made (or aren't).
Notes: Established relationship fic. I'm sorry. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] inkdot for being awesome and betaing for me.

For the Exploding Birds )

Three things about both Mary and Marshall that I didn't put in this fic can be found here.

Elizabeth Alexander, "Blues"

  • Apr. 23rd, 2010 at 7:11 PM
the_wanlorn: The Doubtful Guest (Default)
Just so y'all know, for three weeks, as of April 26th (MONDAY), I'm going to be posting shit on DW that isn't going to get crossposted to LJ for [community profile] three_weeks_for_dw. I haven't decided if I'm just going to stop crossposting all together for those three weeks, or if I'll just not crosspost fandom specific-type stuff, like fic and flailing and shit.

SPEAKING OF FIC. Who is writing fic right now? That is established relationship fic? That involves people watching Mythbusters? And exploding birds? THAT WOULD BE ME. What the hell I hate established relationship fic. (THE MYTHBUSTERS AND EXPLODING BIRDS MAKE UP FOR IT THOUGH.)

TOTALLY AWESOME MEME OMG.

Pick 20 movies/television shows/live performance/literary works and put their summaries from Better Than It Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.

See below for details )

Blues, by Elizabeth Alexander )

Bleach Ficbits, Chad/Karin

  • Nov. 7th, 2006 at 1:13 PM
the_wanlorn: The Doubtful Guest (Default)
 
Two very unpolished bits that I need to save before they disappear from my head.

Bit One )

Bit Two )

OKAY NO MORE SPAMMING TODAY.
 

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