Boring Updates by Boring People

  • Apr. 7th, 2011 at 11:47 AM
the_wanlorn: The Doubtful Guest (Default)
Today, while I was driving away from buying a shop light and a shelving unit*, I realized that my nails had gotten really fucking long.

EVIDENCE OF THEIR LENGTHS )

I think I have a wrong definition of what super long is, but normally my nails look like this:

THIS WAS DONE IN A PARKING LOT OKAY )

...I feel I have issues, maybe.

*I woke up this morning to find the seedlings I had put on the ledge under my windows and braced there with my aloe plant all over the floor. The four broccoli pots and one sunberry pot survived, the rest I have to start over.

Fucking cats.

Tags:

Fuck I forgot to put the milk away.

  • Jun. 13th, 2010 at 10:36 PM
the_wanlorn: Murdock in a orange checkered cape and mask listening to a safe. (A-Team: Murdock Superhero Safecracker)
In case you were curious, internet, The A-Team movie is just as good on the second viewing. I have so many feelings about it, okay. I desperately want to write fic, but nothing concrete enough is catching my fancy so far.

In other news, today I shaved my cat.

(No, seriously, shut up, I'm being literal here.)

Murphy managed to get a bunch of the fur on his back all mated, god knows how, and he really does not like it when I try to clip it off with scissors. So obviously, the solution here, was to dig out my dog clippers and, you know, shave the fur off his back.

YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS HEADED, RIGHT? (Yeah, that's what I thought, too.)

So I had the clippers out, and I had the cat in my lap, and I was all prepared to fight him and make him hold the fuck still so I could deal with the god damn things. I was ready. So I turned on the cippers and ran them down his back and...

...nothing.

No, wait, that's a lie. It wasn't just nothing. He actually enjoyed it. In fact, he stretched out all lazy-like and started purring. There is something seriously wrong with that cat, I just don't know what.
the_wanlorn: The Doubtful Guest (Default)
HELLO INTERNET. DID I TELL YOU THAT I MADE CUPCAKES? BECAUSE I TOTALLY DID. I used this recipe for the cake itself, and the filling recipe here for the frosting. Allow me to show you!!

Cupcakes [3 images] )

SPEAKING OF CATS: I was uploading all the photos of origami from the past week from my phone, now that I am in a place where there is enough service to do so. And as I was doing so, I just kept going when I hit the end of the origami photos, and I found all these hilarious photos of my cat from two years ago. SUCH AS:

Two photos of Murphy looking like an idiot. )

I hope you all are having a totally awesome Mother's Day!

I have nothing interesting to say today.

  • Mar. 28th, 2010 at 6:58 PM
the_wanlorn: The Doubtful Guest (Default)
(like the collection of vampire fangs the Wardens in the United States, me and Ramirez, mostly, had gathered in the course of several skirmishes over the past year)

Uh... Harry... you're treading dangerously close to serial killer territory there. I mean, once you start taking souvenirs from your victims the people you kill, I think you need to take a step back and reevaluate your life. Between this and Thomas' serial killer room in his apartment, I am starting to be kind of worried about you guys.

In boring news, I dropped by the grocery store today to buy groceries and a splatter shield because I'm sick of cleaning a shit ton of grease off my stove every time I make a burger. And I had twenty bucks. So, okay then, I can't buy any lunch foods, but whatever, I still have a ridiculous stockpile of tuna. Yogurt and cheese and pre-split bulkie rolls and name brand cottage cheese are for losers anyway. Then, as I was back at the car, and had loaded my groceries into the back, I opened my wallet to put the receipt in there. And realized that there was forty bucks sandwiched in between two ones. At the front of my neatly-organized-by-increasing-denomination wallet.

Motherfucker.

I love my cats )

LAST INTERVIEW YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Feb. 20th, 2010 at 7:00 AM

OH CATS, also: screenshots

  • Jan. 26th, 2010 at 2:49 PM
the_wanlorn: The Doubtful Guest (Default)
It makes me lol how different my cats' personalities are. I've always had super easy-going cats, which Lacey is not and Benry is slowly learning to be.

They like to sleep on my laptop's power cord, mostly because it drapes off my leg and they like to sleep next to my leg. So when I put my laptop off to the side in order to get up, the cord ends up wrapped around whoever's sleeping there.

Now, Murphy. When he wakes up, he sniffs at the cord and then either goes back to sleep or extricates himself from it as gracefully as he can. Benry, on the other hand, attacks the cord and beats the shit out of it, because god knows she has to protect the bed from all evil power cords. Lacey, ahahahahaha, Lacey freaks the fuck out and leaps off the bed like the cord is trying to kill her. CAT, YOU ARE SORT OF RIDICULOUS.

Screenshot meme! )

Long Overdue Kitten Spam

  • Jun. 20th, 2009 at 10:39 PM
the_wanlorn: The Doubtful Guest (Default)
I figured today would be a good day to spam again, since I woke up this morning and was greeted by the kittens attempting to walk. It's fucking hilarious. They push themselves up, wobble for a few seconds, and fall over.

Plus, Benry keeps attacking her brothers and biting them, and she flips onto her back and waves her paws in the air and chews on them. She's so fucking adorable.

Also, the single-kitten pictures are Red, Red again, Green, Benry, and Purple.

KITTENS )

Pictures of Lacey and Murphy

  • May. 20th, 2009 at 7:41 PM

Latest Month

March 2016
S M T W T F S
  12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031  

Tags

Syndicate

RSS Atom
MICHAEL: One evening, a patient was brought into my clinic in the middle of the night. He was tortured so badly I couldn’t believe he was still breathing. A man was with him. It was the man on your radio. I’ll never forget the voice. He put a gun to my head and explained to me that my patient had robbed him and that he wanted me to save him so the pain would last longer. I did what I could. He said to come here for my money — my blood money. There’s a place between life and death. Amazing how long a man can linger there.
PRESCOTT: That’s enough, all right? Okay. Bring everything upstairs. We’re getting out of here. Tony? Tony, can you hear me?
THUG: What the hell is going on?
MICHAEL: I know this guy. He’ll have people outside the bank, in your truck,and on your boat. You have no idea who you’re dealing with.
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios
Designed by [personal profile] chasethestars