Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

[the_wanlorn]

This was possibly the best spent 85 minutes of my life. Oh. My. Gods. Words do not do this movie justice. It's like, they knew they had a low budget, so they were going to make the damned cheesiest low budget film they could. Really, you guys need to see this movie. If you never see another movie in your life, this one's worth it. Damn, that last sentence didn't make sense. I think, if I ever figure out how to make VCDs, I'm gonna put this on one and invite the WORLD over to watch it with me... Did I mention it's a musical sorta? And has bad porno music? And techno? By the way, whenever I see the Lost icon on my friends page, I'm like, "OO SOMEONE NEW POSTED SOMETHING FOR ME TO READ!!!" and then I realize it was me... :-(