Thank You Parents

[the_wanlorn]

Guess what. I'm perfectly capable of rousting myself out of bed at obscene hours of the morning to go get my hair cut. I don't need 15 phone calls to make sure I'm up and moving. Chances are, if I didn't answer the first 2, I'm IGNORING YOU. You were outside driving around, too. I'm sure you know how the roads are. You don't need me to tell you unless you're retarded. If I tell you there's no food in the house for me to eat, guess what. I'm not lying. Trust me, I wouldn't spend my birthday money on food if there was stuff I was willing to eat. I'm also not going to eat bagels for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every bloody day of vacation, so don't bother telling me that there's bagels. And if you're in MY house at noon on a day when you SHOULD be teaching school, don't expect me to be polite through the above encounters. How do you feel when Da takes vacation time at the same time you have break? Don't you spend the whole break snipping at him? WHY, I ask you, WHY would I be any different with you? In other news, I got my hair cut and the front angled and it smells good. Yay! :-)