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The Wanlorn ([personal profile] the_wanlorn) wrote2005-01-20 09:04 pm

Open Letters


Dear Vicks*:
You should warn a body that "Original Flavor" actually means "Licorice". Some people despise licorice and would've picked up the Cherry Falvour had they known.
Sincerely,
Your Disgusted Customer,
Nire

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Dear Nire:
Seriously. You eat a couple freezepops, then toss back half a dose of Nyquil in hopes it will make you sleepy? Are you a fucking idiot?
Love,
Your Very Confused
Brain


*makers of Nyquil

[identity profile] diznienerd.livejournal.com 2005-01-21 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Cherry Falvour

what are you, from britain? over here we drop the u

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-01-21 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha. I've been reading a lot of Brit-Lit lately! It's not my fault, I just seem to... copy whatever I've been reading! :-D

[identity profile] vicki-thecute.livejournal.com 2005-01-23 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, in the words of the great Denis Leary (I think), it's "Green Death Flavor".

Hope you feel better soon, sweetie

(((Nire!!!)))

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-01-23 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahha.

Oh, I was fine. I was just using it in hopes it would make me tired enough to fall asleep sometime before 2am... but it didn't... It just tasted icky. :-(