Dear Life;

[the_wanlorn]

You suck. I hate you. This is my official resignation letter. I QUIT. Goodbye. Love, Your Former Associate, Nire

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Dear Nire,

[(Anonymous)]

Why do you hate me so? Can't we be friends?

I'm willing to give you a raise if you will reconsider.

Regards,
Your Sucky Life

Dear Life,

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Because you SUCK.

And you make me do things I don't want to do.

Like leave my comfy warm bed and my comfy warm chair and my comfy warm computer.

And HW. HW is so not cool.

So, if you perchance can offer me a deal working around those, perhaps I shall reconsider.

Sincerely,
Nire the Life-less

Dear Nire,

[(Anonymous)]

I only make you leave your comfy warm bed and do homework for your own sake! So that you can graduate from school and not end up a bum on the street!

You will thank me someday.

But what can I do to make things better for you?

Feeling unloved,
Your Life

Dear Life,

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

But what if I want to be a bum on the streets? And I will never leave my comfy warm cardboard box. And I will lure rats to me so I can kill them and eat them.

I daresay I shan't be thanking you anytime soon.

However, I suppose some monetary compensation and a cute man-slave to do my HW for me and to cuddle with would be a start...

From,
Your Very UNloving,
Nire

Dear Nire,

[(Anonymous)]

I may be able to arrange the man-slave deal.

But is it okay if he is also a bum on the streets?

Love,
Your Life

Dear Life,

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Well, I would've preferred a guy that ran a used-/rare-book shop, but I suppose a bum will do.

Love,
Your Slightly Appeased,
Nire