Actually, I did. I sat there for a good 15 minutes going, "Dude... those poor dudes... Can you imagine how stressed out they are? And freaking out? And, like, they've had NO SLEEP. Man..." or variations on that. Then I went back to refreshing every 3 seconds. ;-)
You are a nerd--that is, an intelligent-yet-socially inept and unpopular individual who exhibits excessive interest in normally mundane, oscure, trivial, and/or otherwise unpopular pursuits--whose physical appearance and/or mannerisms are not stereotypically nerdy.
You are in no way American. You still spell colour with a U and call your trousers "trousers". Try wearing a baseball cap and driving on the wrong side of the road a bit.
“I have fought against white domination, and I have fought against black domination. I have cherished the ideal of a democratic and free society in which all persons live together in harmony and with equal opportunities."