Lost thoughts

[the_wanlorn]

First, let me say that Locke is my fucking hero. Seriously. He's... the coolest guy ever. I agree with the people over at cleolinda. Sawyer+Boar=OTP! Poor Charlie... first heroin withdrawal. Then his One Twu Wuv kidnapped and him hanged. Hung. Strung up in a bamboo by his neck. Then killed a man. So, on this most recent episode... Locke. Oh my fucking gods Locke and his dog story. Why was he telling Sawyer that? And did anyone else notice the "I know what you did" look he gave Sawyer when he finished? How does he know these things?? And how he comes out of the woods and Sawyer's got the gun pointed at him and he just says "Mornin'" like that happens every day. SO COOL. I'm seriously sticking by my opinion that they've been on that island for more than a month. Vacation, I'm watching every single ep and calculating it out from what they're saying. Claire shoulda had that damn Devil Child! Which reminds me. Rousseau - maybe she killed all of her castaways because they went crazy or something (and then she went crazy). Maybe these castaways are gonna go nuts and Ethan was trying to protect the baby from them because he knew this? Naw. He was just a psycho. And Hurley's right - he's totally going to come back all zombified and then zombify the whole island. Also, the lack of meat. We can assume that the polar bears only come around when Walt's imagining them, which means they wouldn't really be a meat source. So that leaves pretty much just the boar. Now, Locke is Big Hunter Man. And there's only a limited supply of boar... so I bet what he's doing by not being able to catch any right now is sorta... erg, what's that word? He's letting the population regrow from however much they decimated it. So that they don't totally kill their only meat supply. Also, JJ Abrahms? WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA FIND OUT ABOUT THE METAL THING BURIED IN THE GROUND???????? Oh, which reminds me. The mechasaurs. Locke knows what they are. Boone saw something eat his sister-lover, but that was a hallucination so who knows what he saw. But since it was a hallucination, and Locke was making that stuff before he knew that he was going to need to use it on Boone suggests that he was making it because he himself takes it. ::rereads that sentence:: That's fucked up. But I'm not fixing it. And I'd like to point out that what I'm talking about now was from a couple episodes ago. So, was Locke's whole view of the Mechasaur also a hallucination? And since Walt is seemingly miracle weirdo-thing producer, perhaps he just created these things? And oh gods, this vacation I'm watching everything and making a list of each thought I have. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Lost <3 And here's to hoping that I don't get axe-murdered tomorrow. ::CLINK::