OH! THAT REMINDS ME!

[the_wanlorn]

You know those questions where it's like, "If you could invite anyone to dinner, anyone, who would it be?" and people answer things like Einstein and Washington and stuff. Well, I never had an aswer to that because, while I'm sure those guys are plenty interesting, I never felt any real desire to talk to them. But I finally figured out who I would invite! Jack the Ripper!! See, I wanna know who he is. I want to be able to say, "Jack the Ripper wasn't royalty! He was really another prostitute that was jealous of all the business those hos were getting!" or something. Hell, even if he swore me to secrecy, I wouldn't care. I just wanna know.

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But then he'd eat your soul like play rehearsal!