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The Wanlorn ([personal profile] the_wanlorn) wrote2005-03-01 07:04 pm

My Thoughts on Napoleon Dynamite


Me: OHMYFUCKINGGODS
Me: ::stabinates main character::
Me: ::and movie producer::
Me: ::and director::
Jose: why was evryone all over this movie?
Jose: why?
Jose: everyone said it was the bomb
Me: I DON'T KNOW
Jose: more like it was the shit
Me: IT WAS SO BAD
Jose: you nkow
Me: See
Me: I think it's like
Me: How all the little kids are all over Avril LAvigne
Me: They THINK she's punk
Me: And they wanna seem cool
Jose: right right
Jose: more like ashley simpson
Me: They THINK this is vintage indie
Me: But no one's all over her
Jose: oh good point
Me: They THINK this is honest-to-gods indie
Me: So all the pop-kids are watching it
Jose: pop pop
Me: And going "I'M SO COOL WHAT AN AWESOME MOVIE"
Me: And drowning out you and me, who're liek, "AHHH NO BAD BAD MOVIE"
Jose: right right

I wasted an hour and 45 minutes of my life on that movie!

[identity profile] piratezim.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
i liked it because it was funny.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, so is YOUR MOM

[identity profile] piratezim.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
not really

[identity profile] musicalpeep.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen it. Here is my analysis: Everyone likes it except Jeremy. Then again, Jeremy doesn't like chicken. *ponder*

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Listen to Jeremy! He's smart! It's a BAD movie! BAD BAD MOVIE!

[identity profile] bstakesme2tango.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
ive never seen it, but apparently its REALLY funny if you are high

i dont do drugs, so i wouldnt know, but evidently its a great stoner movie. how interesting.... not so much

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I can see how it would be funny to a stoner. Even how it would be funny to someone that's exhausted.

But wide awake... no... it just tries too hard.

[identity profile] tawmiz.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
worst movie EVER! i walked out after an hour. cant believe it took me that long...

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I sat here and watched the whole thing.

[identity profile] jangel86.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God, it is sooo overrated. Like it wasn't funny at all. The only amusing parts were when he dances and when Napoleon's nerdy brother turns all ghetto.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, I thought that the only funny part was the moment when the uncle's car got hit by the orange and the uncle screeched like a girl.

[identity profile] spastikmooss.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Gwen didnt really like it either. I think its the kind of movie that the dumber/sillier/potheadier appreciate. That's why me and all my friends quote it constantly. Honestly...my geek friends more than my jock friends.

And on a side note..there are def some embarrasing movies we all love...so do not judge lest ye be judged...

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
"do not judge not lest ye be judged" :-)

And I freely admit to all the embarrassing movies I own, so feel free to judge me.

[identity profile] spastikmooss.livejournal.com 2005-03-02 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
haha sorry....i realized after i phrucked it up...but left it as such. Nice catch though. And btw..i own the butterfly effect and he got game. So there.

[identity profile] iheartmunkies.livejournal.com 2005-03-05 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
That movie SUCKED HAIRY ASS BALLS. I saw half an hour of it, and played games on my cell phone all through it. You know why I hated it? Because IT HAD NO PLOT. They followed a kid around, and the kid did nothing interesting. He went to a dance and campaigned for his friend for student council or some shit. Whats funny about that? Why do people quote how Napoleon says "god"? Is that funny? DID I MISS SOMETHING? THATS NOT FUNNY!