The Perfect Guy

[the_wanlorn]

Gwen and I did a little one of this a while ago. Here's the fully revised and updated version. [21:24:49] CarpeDiemChaos: Alright ladies, we now design the perfect mate! [21:24:57] CarpeDiemChaos: 1) Bookstore dude [21:25:03] Nire: 2) Shaggy hair! [21:25:10] CarpeDiemChaos: 3) Geeky [21:25:27] Bethany: 4)TALL [21:25:27] Nire: 4) hugg-able [21:25:34] Nire: *5) [21:25:35] Bethany: 6) orgasmic hugger! [21:25:42] Bethany: 7) good at sex [21:25:44] CarpeDiemChaos: 7) Musician or otherwise artsy [21:25:47] CarpeDiemChaos: *8 [21:25:50] Bethany: 9) earring! [21:25:55] Nire: 10) Kisser! [21:26:00] CarpeDiemChaos: 11) Good at everything sex-related [21:26:05] Bethany: ooo yeah that would be a nice change! lol [21:26:15] Nire: 12) Cuddly? [21:26:18] Nire: Or does that go owith 11? [21:26:21] CarpeDiemChaos: VERY CUDDLY [21:26:30] Bethany: not sex related really [21:26:33] CarpeDiemChaos: well, it is a follow up, precursor, and replacement for 11 [21:26:35] Bethany: 13) deep sexy voice [21:26:55] Nire: 14) Good listener [21:26:56] CarpeDiemChaos: 14) scrawny, but not *too* scrawny! [21:27:07] Bethany: NOOOOOOOO [21:27:08] CarpeDiemChaos: 16) romantic [21:27:09] Bethany: BEEFY [21:27:25] Bethany: 17) a little bit of boyishness...but mostly macho [21:27:26] CarpeDiemChaos: ehhh muscles annoy me, so we'll just take that off the list [21:27:35] CarpeDiemChaos: no... half and half [21:27:40] CarpeDiemChaos: i want someone to goof off with [21:27:40] Nire: Hahahahaha [21:27:51] CarpeDiemChaos: who can be serious too [21:28:05] CarpeDiemChaos: and machomen=ick [21:28:11] Nire: 18) Sweet and sensitive... but not a whimpster [21:28:19] CarpeDiemChaos: oh gods, def. not a whimpster [21:28:50] Bethany: 19) good manners [21:28:53] CarpeDiemChaos: but, they can't be all sweet and sensitive, because then you never know for sure what they're after [21:29:11] CarpeDiemChaos: 20) willing to watch chick flicks with you when you're sad [21:29:20] CarpeDiemChaos: 21) kiss away tears [21:29:21] Nire: Not ALL sweet and sensitive, but enough so that they are when you need it [21:29:26] CarpeDiemChaos: yes [21:29:33] CarpeDiemChaos: see 20 and 21 lol [21:29:39] Bethany: 22) smells good [21:29:49] CarpeDiemChaos: mmm cologne! [21:29:59] Nire: 22.1) Smells like that dude in the CC that smelled ORGASMIC that night [21:30:01] CarpeDiemChaos: 23) gives massages [21:30:07] CarpeDiemChaos: hahaha [21:30:31] CarpeDiemChaos: i was walking across campus one day, and positively came in my pants like 4 times on the way [21:30:34] Bethany: (haha i think we're talking about friends with benifits EEE) [21:30:39] CarpeDiemChaos: because the cologne ws just right [21:30:44] Nire: Oooooooo [21:30:51] CarpeDiemChaos: oooooooo yay! [21:31:02] CarpeDiemChaos: oh, yes, this whole list applies to friends w/ benefits as well as mates [21:31:15] Bethany: no i menat me and *name* [21:31:15] Bethany: haha [21:31:24] CarpeDiemChaos: no, i know, i'm just saying about the list [21:31:43] CarpeDiemChaos: btw this is going in my blogs, so I'll just edit out the name... [21:31:58] Nire: hahahahahaha [21:32:02] Bethany: ok thanks [21:32:04] Bethany: haha didn't know that [21:32:11] Nire: Is the whole convo, or just the numbers? [21:32:13] CarpeDiemChaos: 24) calls [21:32:21] CarpeDiemChaos: since i'm lazy, probably the whole damn thing [21:32:39] Nire: Cuz I don't agree with some of them. :-D [21:32:49] CarpeDiemChaos: which ones? [21:33:01] CarpeDiemChaos: 25) good eye-gazing skills [21:33:12] CarpeDiemChaos: (and good eyes to gaze into) [21:33:41] Nire: No me gusta tall guys. Or beefy guys. :-D [21:35:04] Nire: Did we already say intelligent? [21:35:06] CarpeDiemChaos: i don't like beefy guys... but when kissing that tall guy the other day... i felt really feminine because i had to stand on my toes... besides, that's good exercise for your thighs or some such ;) [21:35:13] CarpeDiemChaos: oh i hope we did, but just in case: [21:35:18] CarpeDiemChaos: 26) intelligent [21:35:55] CarpeDiemChaos: 27) willing to take initiative [21:36:14] Nire: I've dated a tall guy, a short guy, and a short-for-a-guy guy... I liked the last two best cuz I didn't have to stand on tiptoes. :-D [21:36:28] Bethany: i want tiptoes [21:36:31] Nire: :-D [21:36:47] CarpeDiemChaos: i've only dated a guy who was my height... i always felt like the man in the relationship, and i'm just NOT BUTCH AT ALL [21:36:52] Nire: 28) gives flowers [21:37:01] Nire: hahahahahaha no, you aren't [21:37:33] CarpeDiemChaos: it doesn't help that he was more feminine than me... [21:37:35] Nire: Wait, no, I wanna change 28 to "gives random little presents and stuff" [21:37:43] CarpeDiemChaos: i said no machomen, but no really feminine ones either [21:37:45] CarpeDiemChaos: yes [21:37:49] CarpeDiemChaos: random presents is better [21:37:59] CarpeDiemChaos: 29) drives [21:38:06] Nire: (although I totally wanna get flowers from a guy someday) [21:38:07] CarpeDiemChaos: so we don't have to do all the driving all the time [21:38:11] Nire: Yarrr [21:38:33] CarpeDiemChaos: i need to find lesbians to do a design-a-matess [21:38:38] Nire: 29.5) Willing to drive to you, no matter how far away. None of this meeting there/going to his house and going frmo there bullshit. [21:38:46] Nire: Hahahaha [21:38:53] CarpeDiemChaos: no, i don't mind meeting halfway if it's a really great distance [21:39:00] Bethany: 30) actually talks about what he's feeling and bothering him [21:39:06] CarpeDiemChaos: Amen, sistah! [21:39:10] Nire: A FUCKIN MEN [21:39:15] Nire: Hahahahaa [21:40:01] CarpeDiemChaos: 30.5) doesn't throw a tantrum for no apparent reason when you can't figure out what's bothering him [21:40:06] CarpeDiemChaos: after all, that's OUR job ;) [21:40:21] Nire: And what I meant was, it shouldn't be either meet halfway OR go to him, with no come to us. [21:40:29] CarpeDiemChaos: oh, right [21:40:34] CarpeDiemChaos: very good point [21:40:39] Nire: hahahaha 30.5.1) Doesn't mind us doing it on occaison [21:41:07] CarpeDiemChaos: 31) doesn't hit on our friends, or worse, talk to them only when horny, after dumping us [21:41:21] CarpeDiemChaos: hahaha i love 30.5.2 [21:41:27] CarpeDiemChaos: *30.5.1 yes i can type [21:41:52] Nire: hahahaha [21:42:14] Nire: 32) makes us feel special the majority of the time [21:42:44] CarpeDiemChaos: not all the time? [21:42:56] Nire: I figure it's just not possible all the time... [21:43:03] Nire: But, yes, all the time would be ideal [21:43:03] CarpeDiemChaos: well, i like it when people are honest and say shutthefuckup once in a while... [21:43:14] CarpeDiemChaos: preferably by covering our mouth with theirs though [21:43:15] CarpeDiemChaos: haha [21:43:25] Nire: No, I mean stuff like, don't make the gf feel like you like your female friends better than her. [21:43:28] Nire: Hahahaha [21:43:32] CarpeDiemChaos: yeah [21:43:39] CarpeDiemChaos: excellent point [21:43:50] CarpeDiemChaos: 33) spontaneous [21:44:13] Nire: 34) laid back and low maintanence [21:44:28] CarpeDiemChaos: ameeen [21:45:57] CarpeDiemChaos: how many times did i have to deal with timmy crying hysterically, threatening to cut just because he figured it would get my effing attention? he had never cut, he knew better than to threaten it, and he did anyways... *growl* [21:46:10] CarpeDiemChaos: 35) won't mind us gossipping with our friends about them [21:46:14] Nire: Grar, I hate people like that [21:46:40] CarpeDiemChaos: yeah, like, you've NEVER BEEN THERE, just SUGGESTING it makes us want to do it, are you REALLY that STUPID? [21:46:47] CarpeDiemChaos: or do you just not care? [21:46:49] Nire: Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr [21:46:52] CarpeDiemChaos: eh, he was a jock [21:46:54] CarpeDiemChaos: it's ok [21:47:00] CarpeDiemChaos: he's forgiven [21:47:03] Nire: Can't expect them to understand :-P [21:47:19] CarpeDiemChaos: he didn't mean to inflict pain on me when he was trying to release his own... he was just really bad at trying to get attention [21:47:24] CarpeDiemChaos: haha yeah... [21:47:43] CarpeDiemChaos: 36) good with fingers [21:47:59] CarpeDiemChaos: by that i don't necessarily mean fingering, as that was encompassed in one of the first ones... [21:47:59] *** Bethany has left the chat. [21:48:12] Nire: ... [21:48:26] CarpeDiemChaos: but good at stroking faces, necks, holding hands, etc [21:48:38] Nire: Yes! Holding hands! [21:48:49] Nire: 37) Have we mentioned cuddling? And liking it and lots of it? [21:48:53] CarpeDiemChaos: 37) isn't ashamed to hold your hand while being in public [21:49:03] CarpeDiemChaos: we have, but we can say it again for emphasis [21:49:09] Nire: hahaha that was my point :-P [21:49:19] CarpeDiemChaos: haha okie [21:49:31] CarpeDiemChaos: while being in public? argh. while in public. [21:49:36] CarpeDiemChaos: or even... in public [21:49:39] Nire: (where'd Beth go?) [21:49:55] CarpeDiemChaos: she's sad... [21:50:03] Nire: Ah [21:50:08] Nire: Is she coming back? [21:50:12] CarpeDiemChaos: yeah... stupid boys... [21:50:17] CarpeDiemChaos: i don't think so... [21:50:30] Nire: Okay... [21:51:03] CarpeDiemChaos: 39) if not a mate, but a friend, WILL PARTICIPATE IN BENEFICIAL ACTIVITIES (wouldn't a guy have to be gay NOT to accept a no-strings attached friends w/ benefits deal?) [21:51:51] Nire: 40) Moves on your time, not his [21:52:19] CarpeDiemChaos: 41) understands the word "No" and understands when you don't actually mean it [21:52:37] CarpeDiemChaos: (no, stop, etc all encompassed above) [21:52:38] Nire: 42) Tickles and is ticklish! [21:52:45] Nire: Si si [21:53:06] Nire: I swear, one of the worst things about Jon was that he wasn't ticklish. [21:53:17] CarpeDiemChaos: are you serious? ew [21:53:22] Nire: Yeah! [21:53:28] Nire: It was like... WTF?? [21:53:28] CarpeDiemChaos: i hate being tickled, i'm utterly defenseless... [21:53:33] Nire: hahahahaha [21:53:39] Nire: I love it cuz it's fun. And fun to get them back. [21:53:52] CarpeDiemChaos: oops, did i say that out loud? here? where people will eventually read it and find out my weaknesses? [21:53:57] CarpeDiemChaos: oh, i love tickling [21:53:58] Nire: :-D [21:54:01] Nire: :-P [21:54:02] CarpeDiemChaos: just not being tickled [21:54:07] Nire: Hahhahaha [21:54:08] CarpeDiemChaos: haha *coughcough* [21:54:13] Nire: Hahahahahahahahahhaa [21:54:41] CarpeDiemChaos: ahem, yes [21:54:55] CarpeDiemChaos: 43) does not try to change you [21:55:41] CarpeDiemChaos: 44) understands your need for a certain amount of space sometimes [21:55:52] Nire: 45) but also understands your need to be clingy [21:56:08] Nire: 46) is clingy, but not to an annoying degree [21:56:25] CarpeDiemChaos: 47) understands that the above sometimes coexist and that their job is to sit there quietly until you sort yourself out [21:56:52] CarpeDiemChaos: oh, you mean like possessive jealous omg can't live without you clingy? [21:57:03] Nire: Any kind of clingy [21:57:10] Nire: Physically or emotionally [21:57:42] CarpeDiemChaos: okie [21:58:17] Nire: Yes? Or are we going to limit it to one type? [21:58:24] CarpeDiemChaos: both [21:58:26] CarpeDiemChaos: cuz.. yeah [21:58:29] CarpeDiemChaos: either one gets annoying [21:58:31] CarpeDiemChaos: so yes [21:58:32] Nire: hahaha yeah [21:58:48] CarpeDiemChaos: 49) likes curvacious girls... [21:59:06] Nire: I think I have super!lag going on... [21:59:08] Nire: Oops, nope. [21:59:13] Nire: It just ate my last message [21:59:18] CarpeDiemChaos: haha ok... [21:59:33] Nire: It was something to the effect of either one being reassuring at times, too. [21:59:46] CarpeDiemChaos: but only to a point [21:59:58] Nire: Thus the "not to an annoying degree" ;-) [21:59:59] CarpeDiemChaos: after that... *stabinates clingy boys* Get off me! OFF I SAY!!! [22:00:08] CarpeDiemChaos: yarr [22:00:08] Nire: Yarrrrr [22:00:22] Nire: 50) doesn't expect you to depend on him like a damsel in distress all the time, but is willing to let you if you need/want to [22:00:48] CarpeDiemChaos: ohh yes [22:01:06] CarpeDiemChaos: 51) doesn't mind an above-average sex drive [22:01:29] CarpeDiemChaos: 52) but doesn't expect it to be on all the time [22:02:07] CarpeDiemChaos: 53) gives you warm liquids, chocolate, and belly rubs when you're dying from the joys of womanhood [22:02:14] CarpeDiemChaos: and midol! [22:02:15] Nire: Oh gods yes [22:02:40] Nire: 54) Is just in general a godsend during That Time Of The Month, instead of an annoying halfwit [22:02:46] CarpeDiemChaos: 55) can speak the words "penis," "vagina," "breasts," et al. without discomfort [22:03:06] CarpeDiemChaos: yesss [22:03:13] Nire: 56) Doesn't disapprove of moderate drinking [22:03:26] CarpeDiemChaos: never been there, wouldn't know... but sounds acceptable to me [22:03:48] Nire: Well, I guess if you don't do underage drinking, it doesn't matter... [22:03:51] CarpeDiemChaos: 57) if for whatever reason you're out of your mind (drunk, stoned, general insanity), won't take advantage [22:04:18] Nire: But if you're like me and have a glass of wine/a margarita/scotch every once in a while, it's frickin annoying as HELL [22:04:21] Nire: Yesssss [22:04:38] CarpeDiemChaos: 58) if you permit him to take advantage of you because damn it, you want this more than he does, he'll actually talk to and respect you in the morning [22:04:47] CarpeDiemChaos: next day, at some point soon [22:04:48] Nire: 59) will take care of you when you're an emotional wreck and not make you feel like a bad person for it [22:04:51] Nire: hahahaha yes [22:05:08] CarpeDiemChaos: so you don't spend a long time worrying that he thinks you're a slut even though you didn't actually do anything for him, it was quite the other way around [22:05:14] Nire: Yarrrrrrrrr [22:05:17] Nire: Damn guys that do that... [22:05:29] CarpeDiemChaos: especially when they're cute... [22:05:40] CarpeDiemChaos: 60) will spidey-kiss you [22:05:49] Nire: Oh! 61) Actions = words [22:05:54] CarpeDiemChaos: i'm still orgasming from that new year's eve kiss... [22:05:54] Nire: Mmm yarrrrr [22:06:00] CarpeDiemChaos: *drool* [22:06:20] CarpeDiemChaos: actions=words? not always [22:06:38] Nire: When appropriate? [22:06:40] CarpeDiemChaos: ok [22:07:02] Nire: Hahahaha I love how we're leaving so many of these open to our ... moods and such :-P [22:07:10] CarpeDiemChaos: 62) accept that pussy tastes/smells/is PUSSY [22:07:22] CarpeDiemChaos: *tastes like/smells like [22:07:42] Nire: hahahaha yes! [22:08:52] CarpeDiemChaos: 63) likes to joke and laugh while misbehaving [22:09:09] CarpeDiemChaos: i can't imagine fooling around with someone who took it too seriously... [22:09:18] CarpeDiemChaos: ohh!!!! 64) likes to be bitten [22:09:26] Nire: hahahahaahha [22:09:43] Nire: 65) Doesn't mind if you don't/won't [22:09:51] CarpeDiemChaos: hehe [22:10:09] CarpeDiemChaos: 66) quirky [22:10:39] CarpeDiemChaos: 67) teases [22:10:51] CarpeDiemChaos: 68) have we mentioned kisses like a god? [22:11:03] CarpeDiemChaos: really, we're not asking much here, now, are we? [22:11:14] Nire: Nope, not at all! [22:11:24] Nire: 69) Can we mention the whole cuddling thing again? [22:11:26] CarpeDiemChaos: hehe [22:11:33] Nire: <-- is in serious cuddle-withdrawal. [22:11:51] CarpeDiemChaos: me too... [22:11:56] Nire: That's what I miss most. And, perhaps looking back on it, that's all I miss - having someone to cuddle with [22:12:03] CarpeDiemChaos: amen... [22:12:48] CarpeDiemChaos: 70) adventurous [22:13:00] CarpeDiemChaos: 71) decisive (for the most part) [22:13:46] CarpeDiemChaos: we need to find nice guys who'll cuddle us, even if that's it [22:13:52] Nire: Yarrrrr [22:13:54] Nire: Definitely [22:14:02] CarpeDiemChaos: only... beware, cuddling=slut at the academy :-P [22:14:09] Nire: HAHAHAHA [22:14:23] Nire: Only to guys who don't realize that they themselves have already ruined their "reputations" [22:14:26] CarpeDiemChaos: 72) not afraid of what other people think [22:14:37] CarpeDiemChaos: hahahahhahaha [22:14:50] Nire: 73) nice family [22:15:05] CarpeDiemChaos: but not TOO nice... because being walked in on is SO NOT COOL [22:15:13] Nire: Hahahahahahahahahahaha [22:15:15] CarpeDiemChaos: heh... not that that's ever happened or anything... [22:15:25] CarpeDiemChaos: to think, tim's dad still reads my xanga... [22:15:33] Nire: That's SO CREEPY [22:15:35] CarpeDiemChaos: well, let's hope he doesn't, and tim's just paranoid [22:15:39] Nire: Yarrrrrr [22:16:27] CarpeDiemChaos: it's creepy, but i absolutely loved timmy's entire family, so it's ok... [22:16:37] CarpeDiemChaos: ohhh!!! [22:16:43] Nire: ?? [22:16:45] CarpeDiemChaos: 74) plays poker [22:16:54] CarpeDiemChaos: and other such games [22:17:01] CarpeDiemChaos: and family will play too [22:17:35] CarpeDiemChaos: i loved playing poker with his little brothers... his mom played a couple times too... [22:17:48] Nire: 75) plays card/board games in general [22:18:21] CarpeDiemChaos: 76) doesn't mind losing because we are simply that much better than them :-P [22:18:33] Nire: Playing Trivial Pursuit and stuff with Jon's family was t3h cool [22:18:38] Nire: 77) But doesn't let you win [22:18:48] CarpeDiemChaos: ohh yes, v. important [22:19:16] Nire: 78) accepts that no one's body is perfect [22:19:38] CarpeDiemChaos: 79) likes the pudgy bellies, thighs, etc [22:20:29] Nire: Si si [22:20:47] Nire: 80) Gives good massages [22:20:55] CarpeDiemChaos: this is superficial, but... 81) cute/hot [22:21:11] Nire: hahahahahaha [22:21:47] Nire: I dunno about you, but once I like the personality, the guy becomes cute/hot, regardless of whether or not I thought he was before [22:21:55] CarpeDiemChaos: haha omg... tim was terrible at massages... anonymous hookup last fall was excellent but a TERRIBLE kisser, and kid from this weekend, eh but good kisser. [22:22:01] CarpeDiemChaos: haha yeah, me too... [22:22:04] Nire: Hahahahaha [22:22:12] CarpeDiemChaos: and i've never gotten massages from anyone else [22:22:34] Nire: Yeah, only ones I've had were from Jon. And he was soooooooooo good [22:22:37] CarpeDiemChaos: well.. anyone else hookup+ worthy [22:22:41] CarpeDiemChaos: aww [22:23:04] CarpeDiemChaos: i got a professional one in peru.... the dude was old though, so no porno-fantasies that day [22:23:14] Nire: Awwwww [22:23:18] CarpeDiemChaos: lol [22:23:54] CarpeDiemChaos: 82) funny [22:24:03] CarpeDiemChaos: did we really not list funny before? [22:24:32] Nire: Hahahahaha nope [22:24:36] Nire: Wow [22:24:42] Nire: Last time we did this it was, like, #2 or 3 [22:24:44] CarpeDiemChaos: 83) willing to be dominated/dominate once in a while, but also wlling to be equal usually [22:24:46] CarpeDiemChaos: hahaha yeah [22:25:04] CarpeDiemChaos: it was bookstore guy, shaggy hair, nice, funny, smart [22:25:06] CarpeDiemChaos: etc [22:25:07] Nire: Yeah, big fan of the willing to be equal [22:25:10] Nire: hahahahahah yeah [22:25:17] Nire: This is a much more comprehensive list. ;-) [22:25:27] CarpeDiemChaos: big fan of the domination and dominating once in a while... i still need handcuffs though *pout* [22:25:37] CarpeDiemChaos: it is [22:26:17] CarpeDiemChaos: 84) non-smoker!!! [22:26:25] CarpeDiemChaos: *vomits* i hate the taste of cigarettes [22:26:31] CarpeDiemChaos: and other drugs for that matter [22:26:32] Nire: Ugh I hate the smell of them [22:26:43] Nire: 85) Cooks/is willing to learn [22:26:49] CarpeDiemChaos: ohhhhhh yeah [22:27:23] CarpeDiemChaos: 86) shares your affection for friendly's ice cream sundaes and will split one with you like in old movies [22:27:46] CarpeDiemChaos: 87) good teeth [22:27:52] Nire: 88) Likes watching movies, not just making out during movies [22:27:57] CarpeDiemChaos: YESS [22:28:28] CarpeDiemChaos: omg... i was SOOOO SAD the other night, because i was watching se7en and i was really enjoying it, too, even if i was maybe intentionally distracting him (but he'd seen it before!!) [22:28:35] Nire: Hahahahahahahaha [22:28:38] CarpeDiemChaos: and then we started kissing and i missed the end!!!! [22:28:42] Nire: OH NO!!! [22:29:01] Nire: I can't make out during a movie unless I've already seen it... [22:29:13] CarpeDiemChaos: i was like.. oh poop, first real kissage in a while or a movie i can watch some other time... [22:29:21] Nire: Hahahahahaahhaa [22:29:23] CarpeDiemChaos: oh, i'm a makeout whore, this was established long ago [22:29:26] Nire: See, I have my priorities backwards [22:29:35] CarpeDiemChaos: no, you've got them straight, mine are backwards [22:29:37] Nire: I figure I can always get the kissing later. ;-) [22:29:39] Nire: hahahahahahahaha [22:29:43] CarpeDiemChaos: i figure i can get the movie later [22:30:11] CarpeDiemChaos: see, it depends on who you're kissing though [22:30:11] Nire: See, my thought is, I can get cuddling AND movie during the movie. [22:30:24] CarpeDiemChaos: if it's a seemingly random hookup and you say not now because you want the movie... [22:30:27] Nire: Whereas kissing and cuddling... sometimes works, sometimes doesn't. [22:30:34] Nire: OKay, yeah, that's not good. [22:30:34] CarpeDiemChaos: he/she may be offended and not want to kiss you anymore [22:30:45] CarpeDiemChaos: in which case, oh noes! [22:30:48] Nire: So when you're in a steady relationship, movies come first :-P [22:31:26] CarpeDiemChaos: right. but if you're hanging out/on a date-y thing/other non-traditional person to be kissing.... [22:31:32] CarpeDiemChaos: kiss while you have the chance [22:31:39] Nire: Si si si [22:31:54] CarpeDiemChaos: that didn't even make sense, but shh [22:32:08] Nire: haahah I understood it [22:32:16] CarpeDiemChaos: i know [22:32:24] CarpeDiemChaos: what number are we on? [22:32:31] Nire: Ummm [22:32:34] Nire: I think 89? [22:32:53] CarpeDiemChaos: 89) take-home-to-mom material [22:33:08] Nire: 90) Likes your family, but understands if you don't [22:33:13] Nire: like your family, that is [22:33:15] CarpeDiemChaos: YES!! [22:33:18] CarpeDiemChaos: haha i know [22:33:24] Nire: Well, not likes your family so much as is willing to hang out with your family.,, [22:33:31] CarpeDiemChaos: either way... [22:33:41] CarpeDiemChaos: as long as they think s/he likes them... [22:33:52] Nire: Yarrrrrrr [22:33:59] CarpeDiemChaos: 91) willing to go to family gatherings with you so you don't stab somebody [22:34:07] Nire: YES [22:34:25] CarpeDiemChaos: timmy never ever came to a family dinner thing with me [22:34:39] Nire: Jon never went to anything with me, but I went to... lotsa stuff with him [22:34:40] CarpeDiemChaos: now, i understand that yes, he had thanksgivings/xmas eves and such too [22:34:47] CarpeDiemChaos: but after 1.25 years... [22:34:51] CarpeDiemChaos: cmon... [22:35:05] Nire: Yarrr [22:35:13] CarpeDiemChaos: 92) has enough of a spine to tell his family that he has other plans this time [22:35:20] CarpeDiemChaos: (in the politest way possible) [22:35:28] Nire: I figure that the 5 months meant that Jon sorta had an excuse to not be doing anything w/my family [22:35:36] CarpeDiemChaos: yeah [22:35:49] CarpeDiemChaos: :-/ [22:35:52] Nire: 93) Willing to take naps with you [22:36:04] CarpeDiemChaos: 94) cuddly enough to nap on [22:36:35] Nire: 95) Doesn't listen to family rules all the time [22:36:45] CarpeDiemChaos: 96) will go on trips with you for no reason [22:37:03] Nire: 97) Surprise visits! [22:37:11] CarpeDiemChaos: 98) and more surprise visits! [22:37:29] Nire: 99) Again with the cuddling... cuz ohmigodsImissitsomuch [22:37:46] CarpeDiemChaos: 99) pays attention when you talk about trivial things, but understands that you sometimes have phone ADD [22:37:49] CarpeDiemChaos: *100 [22:37:55] Nire: Should we stop at 100? [22:37:59] CarpeDiemChaos: we shall find cuddly people [22:38:01] CarpeDiemChaos: for now, yes [22:38:09] Nire: "100 traits of the perfect guy" or "101 traits of the perfect guy"? [22:38:27] CarpeDiemChaos: 101 [22:38:40] CarpeDiemChaos: what's the most important thing of all? other than cuddling, as that was 99 [22:38:50] Nire: SHAGGY HAIR [22:38:53] CarpeDiemChaos: hahahaha ok! [22:38:54] Nire: Hahahaha [22:38:55] Nire: Wait no [22:38:59] CarpeDiemChaos: 101) SHAGGY HAIR [22:39:00] CarpeDiemChaos: oh. [22:39:00] CarpeDiemChaos: ok [22:39:02] Nire: Hair you can run your fingers through! [22:39:06] Nire: Which is kinda the same. [22:39:12] CarpeDiemChaos: mmm [22:39:14] CarpeDiemChaos: not really [22:39:22] CarpeDiemChaos: some guys (don't ask) use hairspray, apparently? [22:39:31] Nire: Ohhhhhhhhhh [22:39:43] Nire: OKay, yeah then, I want my guy to have hair I can run my fingers through [22:39:44] CarpeDiemChaos: hahaha [22:39:54] CarpeDiemChaos: ok, so 101) hair you can run your fingers through [22:40:24] Nire: YES! [22:40:40] Nire: Are you gonna put this somewhere so I can cop it and put it in my LJ? [22:40:43] CarpeDiemChaos: Dear potential mates/friends with benefits, please read the above list, and then talk to us [22:40:46] CarpeDiemChaos: haha yep [22:40:57] Nire: hahahaha yes!

Comments

[silvergirl42.livejournal.com]

Damn, that makes me want to make out with someone. I can't believe it's been since New Years...[starved]

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

that's too long so i'll just say i fulfill between 70 and 80%

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

also: is it weird if reading that gave me an erection?

[iheartmunkies.livejournal.com]

No, just funny

[musicalpeep.livejournal.com]

I love you and I agree with everything and I just love you so much. Hahahaha.

[godsaveyourmom.livejournal.com]

9) earring
27) willing to take initiative
40) moves on your time, not his

Good luck with those ones.

[(Anonymous)]

that list is way too long.
Also, I second brandon's boner. For some reason I got one myself.
Where can I buy "make girls spontaneously orgasm" cologne?
--Lando (LOOK NIRE I'M SIGNING MY NAME SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW WHO I AM!)

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

i found it funny that you replied to a comment that wasn't mine and referred to a comment that was mine

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

ALSO HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME *shifty eyes*

[(Anonymous)]

OOH LOOK I'M REPLYING TO YOUR COMMENT.
And I know EVERYTHING.
But I'm not imaginary.
So HA.

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

let's share a round of beers.

[(Anonymous)]

We should. Meet me in... Memphis?

Unless you want to drive all the way out here to NC...

I've only been to OK once.

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

okay but you're buying because i'm underage

[techiemikey.livejournal.com]

Can i place my name on this prospective list?

[iheartmunkies.livejournal.com]

That list is mad crazy long, I only got through part of it. Nire you're supposed to make ADD friendly lists!

[iheartmunkies.livejournal.com]

PS some guys also use fucking HAIR WAX. And get it in your HAIR BRUSH. And its like they have a HELMET ON.

Mike looks like a greaser sometimes.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Hair-with-stuff-in-it is GROSS. On a guy, that is. Most of the time. Namely, when I want to run my fingers through it and then can't.