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The Wanlorn ([personal profile] the_wanlorn) wrote2005-03-27 01:04 am
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BUNNIES AND EGGS!


Happy Jesus-Was-Either-A-Vampire-Or-A-Zombie Day!
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Why must He be undead?

[identity profile] qwikblade.livejournal.com 2005-03-27 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
He could have been a "Highlander" style immortal... or His followers could have known of a sarcophagus (ala "Stargate SG-1") and chose that particular site to entomb Him. Heck, he could have even been a Goa'uld and it just took 3 days to repair the damage to the host. There's no reason to automatically suspect the undead. They get enough bad press as it is without having Christianity blamed on them as well... :)

(Yes, I know. ... If there is a "hell" I'm going there for posting this... :))

Re: Why must He be undead?

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-03-27 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHA !!! But can you imagine how long the hyphenated word would've been had I added all those?

(Oh good; I'll have good company, then. :-D)

Re: Why must He be undead?

[identity profile] qwikblade.livejournal.com 2005-03-27 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
You could have just said - "Happy Jesus-was-an-unnatural-being day" :)

Re: Why must He be undead?

[identity profile] techiemikey.livejournal.com 2005-03-27 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, by the very definition of the word, he was undead.

Re: Why must He be undead?

[identity profile] qwikblade.livejournal.com 2005-03-27 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point. But, still, there are other posibilities than Vampire or Zombie... :)

Re: Why must He be undead?

[identity profile] techiemikey.livejournal.com 2005-03-27 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
yea, that's definately true

[identity profile] piratezim.livejournal.com 2005-03-27 09:24 am (UTC)(link)
maybe they just missed his vital organs with those nails

[identity profile] techiemikey.livejournal.com 2005-03-27 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
well, of course they missed the vital organs, that's not how crucifiction works. It's rather grisly considering it works by essentially drowning the person

[identity profile] piratezim.livejournal.com 2005-03-27 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
*turns up the LoR nerd's "Sense of Humor" knob*

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-03-27 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*smacks your hand* Leave his "Sense of Humor" knob alone!

*turns down yours*

[identity profile] pjrampolla.livejournal.com 2005-03-27 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
HEE!

We are Jewish in the loosest sense of the word, and so my dad gets all freaked out when we act like this is a big deal to us because of the religious thing, and not because of the candy thing.


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I don't know why I felt the need to share that, but there you go!
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