<3 my friends

[the_wanlorn]

~About a comment she left in one of my Xanga entries~ Me: Don't be all ":-(" at me! Gwen: holy fuck Gwen: HOLY FUCK Me: Yes? Gwen: i posted that 0.00002 seconds ago! Me: ROFLMFAO!!! Gwen: psycho! Me: What can I say? Me: I stalk my own Xanga! Gwen: who stalks their own Xanga?? Me: Me! Gwen: weirdo. ~Talking about subatomic particles, aliens, and alternate universe~ Jose: there could be living organism out there that can ride light beams Jose: or something Jose: just like we can swim in water Me: Or that are light beamish things Jose: right Jose: freaky shit :-) Jose: but very cool Me: Very very cool Jose: damn, we are geeks :p ~Doing my CS HW~ Me: <_< Me: >_> Me: i love adding binary and hex numbers Me: <_< Me: >_> Me: /end geek Tom: you'll never be able to /end geek. Tom: EVER!!! Me: Hahahaha Me: Gee, somehow, that doesn't make me upset in the slightest. ;-) Tom: :-)  me neither. ~A day in the life of hating Helen~ Lando: that crazy crazy Helen Me: Yeah... Me: I wish I could stab her eyes out with a spork Lando: ooh Lando: I'd watch Lando: then, since she's so into innocent girls and japanese sex culture, we could have a group bukkake where we spermed in her wounded eye-sockets. Lando: wow, that is easily the most bizarre and gross thing I have ever said in my entire life. ~Songs are good!~ Crabs: you know that it would be untrue, Crabs: you know that i would be a liar Crabs: if i was to say to you Crabs: girl we couldn't get much higher Crabs: COME ON BABY LIGHT MY NIRE Crabs: COME ON BABY LIGHT MY NIRE Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Crabs: try to set the night on Crabs: NIRE Me: <3! Crabs: do duh duh do do doo duh doo doo Crabs: <3! :-) ~Trying to get comments to condense in his LJ~ Crabs: AAAAH TABLE OF CONTENTS!!!!!! Me: OHMIGODS REALLY?!?! Me: *dances* Me: WE WIN AT LIFE Crabs: :-D Crabs: *table of contents dance* Me: w00t w00t!! *table of contents party* Crabs: want some *table of contents soda*? Me: Of course!  Some *table of contents cake* for you? Crabs: thank you! Crabs: want to hit up this sketchy back room for some *table of contents sex*? Me: No no, not unless we're had a *table of contents marriage* Crabs: oh. Crabs: *table of contents disappointment* Me: *table of contents apologizing* Crabs: *it's table of contents okay*. Me: *I'm table of contents glad* Crabs: crap. my email must be all *t.o.c. spammy* now. Me: Hahahaha I know that mine's *t.o.c. full* now. ~I have no words...~ Brandon: my ticklishness relies on a very light touch Brandon: or you can you know Brandon: go for the sides Me: That's good Me: People who aren't ticklish piss me off Brandon: tickles are fun Brandon: although i don't think i'm any good at tickling Me: You'd be good at tickling me Brandon: <sex joke> Me: <flirty reply> Brandon: <proposition that crosses a line> Me: <face slap> Brandon: <readdressment of the proposition to be even more of a violation> Me: <astonished face and another face slap> Brandon: <inquiry as to recent string of assaults, unaware that a violation has been committed> Me: <aggrieved sigh and explanation of violation> Brandon: <statement that violation is a load of crap> Me: <rebuttal that you're full of crap> Brandon: <GOTO 10> Me: <GOTO 11> Brandon: <GOTO BEDROOM> Me: <GOTO FACESLAP> Brandon: okay this is <GOTO RETARDED> Me: YOU started it! Brandon: you kept domestic abusing me Me: You kept making lewd propositions! Brandon: and you kept rejecting them Me: It's called a hint! Brandon: its called "not the answer i'm looking for"

Comments

[godsaveyourmom.livejournal.com]

AAAAH I'm in it twice!

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

more like 10 times

[angelsholdher.livejournal.com]

Actually, if you want to be exact, he's in it 20 times.

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

I WAS IN BINARY YOU FOOL! =////

[angelsholdher.livejournal.com]

*growl* Are you quite certain that 10 is the binary equivalent of the decimal number 20?

[piratezim.livejournal.com]

to be honest, you shouldn't count consecutive lines. and if you don't, you end up with 10 (decimal)

[angelsholdher.livejournal.com]

Sure, sure. The name "Crabs" appears 20 times, so Crabs is in there *gasp* 20 times!

[angelsholdher.livejournal.com]

I remember when I learned about bukkake. It was the favorite word of the night, because it sounds cool. Then I asked what it was. I miss my Dan. *kicks Dan's woman* Bitch, give him back. He had claws and he nibbled and he was cuddly and goth and I miss him.

Anyway, the bukkake comment reminded me of that.

[godsaveyourmom.livejournal.com]

"I remember when I learned about bukkake."

I nominate this for "Comment of the month."

[angelsholdher.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Something I said has been nominated for something. Whoa!
*feels cool*