[20:01] Lando: like when I was in highschool if anyone complained about the way English is structured or about various other topics, the teacher would aways be like "BECAUSE SOME MONK IN A MONASTERY WITH A QUILL PEN IN THE 1200'S SAID SO [20:01] Lando: " [20:01] Me: ROFLMFAO! [20:02] Lando: oh man [20:02] Lando: that reminds me of the day Garner freaked out on Drew Bates [20:02] Me: ? [20:02] Lando: Garner was/is this awesome quirky chem teacher at my highschool [20:02] Lando: and he also teaches one section of driver ed [20:03] Lando: and I had him for driver ed and drew was in the class with me... and he would always ask these STUPID hypothetical "what if" questions [20:03] Lando: like "what if you're not licensed but you're driving to save someone who's been injured in a terrible accident?" [20:03] Lando: "what if I just drive around on my property?" [20:03] Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [20:03] Me: <3 Drew [20:04] Lando: "what if a meteor were to fall in the road ahead of you?" [20:04] Lando: just random crap like that [20:04] Lando: and one day he started to ask one and garner went apeshit [20:05] Lando: and he's like "WHAT IF... WHAT IF THERE WAS A CHAINSAW? AND IT WAS RUNNING? AND SOMEBODY WAS BEHIND THE CHAINSAW AND IT WAS JASON AND HE CAME OUT AND JUMPED OUT OF THE BUSHES AND WAS GOING RAAARRRRR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!! AND THEN, AND THEN FREDDY KRUEGGER COMES OUT WITH HIS CLAWS AND SLICES EVERYBODY UP LIKE SWISH SWISH SWISH AND THEN EVERYBODY WAS DEAD AND DREW COULDN'T ASK ANYMORE STUPID QUESTIONS?????" [20:06] Lando: and the whole time he was very animated in acting this whole scenario out in a viscious pantomime [20:06] Lando: and he jumped up on a desk at one point [20:07] Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [20:07] Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [20:07] Me: YOU BROKE ME!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [20:07] Lando: it was the most awesome thing I saw in highschool [20:07] Me: I'm sitting in my room, with my door closed. My neighbor is out on the computer in the living room. She IMS me: [20:07] Me: [20:06] J i l l: omg erin i can hear you [20:06] J i l l : hahahahahaahah [20:07] Me: That is the FUNNIEST thing I have EVER READ
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