Locke makes me want to hug him.
That trebuchet (look Boone, I can spell it!) is fucking SEXY. Well, before it died, at least.
Waaaaaaaah don't get all paralyzed again, Locke! AHHH DON'T BURN YOURSELF EITHER AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHH NOO AHHHH!
Have I mentioned how awesome I find the lack of an opening sequence? Yeah. Very awesome.
"The island will tell us what to do!" *breaks tree finally* I swear that tree was BLEEDING. FREAKY. (okay, or it just had red heartwood, but whatever)
Dear younger!Locke: the combover is not sexy. At all. I would do older!Locke, but not you. Hear that?? GET RID OF IT.
...Locke was "immaculately conceived"? LOCKE'S JESUS?!?! OHMIGODS I KNEW IT!! Also: How OLD was she when she had him? Five? No way she's wicked older than him... And when he got hit by a car, I was SURE that was going to be how he got paralyzed!
If Sexy Sawyer is the one to die, I'm going to be so sad. Him, Charlie, Locke, Sayid... <3 them all.
The tank hatch thing looks a lot like a septic tank...
OMG CGI PLANE IN THE SKY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Flashes of Boone being all bloody and creepy? Talking in a voice that sounded like Buffalo Bill? Please let Boone die... I don't like him all that much.
Ugh, figures Locke's mum is schizo and he's not really Jesus. :-(
Locke's car = sexy-cool. Figures he would drive a Bug.
Locke's da seems like an arsehole... No me gustalo.
AHH LOCKE'S GONNA GET PARALYZED IN A HUNTING ACCIDENT!!
I take back the comment about the hatch. From this new angle, it looks like a pill bottle cap.
"Have you been using that wacky paste stuff that made me see my sister get eaten?" HAHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT!
Locke sounds kinda crazy-ish at times. Like, he understands the power of the island, and he doesn't just respect it, he worships it. I mean, it did bring back his ability to walk and all, but...
Poor Sawyer is dying from a brain tumor (IT'S NOT A TOOOOOMAH!). Or he just has migraines.
AHHH LOCKE DON'T BE PARALYZED AGAIN!! DON'T TAKE BACK YOUR GIFT, YOU DAMN INDIAN-GIVING ISLAND! Oh, and Locke's Dad? Stop talking down to him. He looks almost as old as you do; he's not a little kid.
A priest fell down from the sky! It's a sign about Locke's obsession with the island!
A Nigerian priest... with Nigerian money... in the South Pacific... with a propeller plane? Uh uh. No way it would get that far.
*snicker* Sawyer has SPYHILIS OR SOMETHING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ...or he just needs glasses...
Poor Locke. :-( And that beret on his da? Ugly as hell. He is no Jamie.
"Naw, they already shaved my back." ... ... EWWWWWW NO HAIRY GUYS ARE GROSS DON'T LET HIM BE HAIRY!
*points* I have that copy of A Wrinkle In Time! Hahaha and Sawyer's being all brave about having "hyperopia" and then Jack tells him he's far-sighted. And those glasses were HUGE. And those are SUCH GRANNY GLASSES!
YAY SAYID!! *drools* Now he's a glasses-maker, too? He's almost as cool as Locke. HAHAHAHAHA THOSE ARE THE PATHETIC-EST GLASSES EVER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Just another piece of the dark&light motif of the show, though.
Yeah, um, no way that plane could get to that island from Nigeria...
HERION!! SMACKFARTHING FOR THE HAPPY HOBBIT!!!! Poor Charlie... if he finds out...
The question is, why did the island lead Locke to the plane? OHH RADIO!! THAT'S WHY!!!! And that plane is going to so fall off the cliff with Boone in it and that's why Locke saw him all bloody cuz BOONE'S GON' DAHHHHHHH!!!!!! PEOPLE ON THE RADIO!! THERE'S PEOPLE ON THE RADIO!! "There are no survivors of Oceanic Flight 815" I KNEW IT!! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!! IT'S LIKE THE OTHERS!!!
Ohhhh and the plane goes down! WHAT NOW, PUNK?! Locke manages to get over there... and, yep, Boone's all bloody and dying. DON'T MOVE HIM LOCKE, HE COULD HAVE A BOKEN NECK! Ohhhhhhhh and Locke's walking again! This is SO SKETCHY. Locke's legs magically stopped working on the way to find the plane, so Boone had to do the dangerous climb and get hurt to death, and now that he's all hurt to death Locke walks again! SO SKETCHY! I think Locke planned it like that... That he could REALLY walk and was just faking it...
Aaaaaaand now Locke's gone... He brought Boone back to camp so hero!Jack could save him and then disappeared.
Oooo mebbe the surgery went wrong! That's why he was paralyzed!
:'-( Locke's father scammed him... Poor poor Locke. Poor poor poor poor Locke. :-( And now his da won't see him. And his stitches are broken and bleeding through his shirt. Poor Locke. :-(
Ohhh he's going to crash driving home from that! :-( Poor Locke. Poor poor poor Locke. The island fucked him over, too. Just like his da. He has such horrible luck. Poor guy. :-( This is a depressing episode.
OHMIGODS A LIGHT WHEN ON IN THE HATCH!!!!!!!!!!! HE PASSED THE ISLAND'S TEST! IT WAS PLEASED WITH HIS SACRIFICE!! AHHHHHHHHHH NEXT WEDNESDAY NEEDS TO BE HERE NOW!!!!!
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Or, if you have BitTorrent, I can give you the site I get them from.
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