Jokes and Poetry

[the_wanlorn]

Some bad-yet-cutely-funny jokes goinked from this post on metaquotes. Q: How many Slovaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know, do you know any cultural stereotypes about Slovaks? Q: What do you call a black man who flies a plane for a living? A: A PILOT YOU MOTHERFUKCING RACIST!!!! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU SEXIST ASSHOLE! Fire and Ice, by Robert Frost Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. *shrug* I like it. What more can I say? Let's see... I've almost fallen down 2 flights of stairs today because it feels like I'm walking on the sea. I also almost-fall every time I sit down and am having difficulties walking in a straight line. I'm going to chalk it up to tiredness and not a lifethreatening illness. Your Linguistic Profile: 40% General American English 35% Yankee 15% Upper Midwestern 10% Dixie 0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

You should have a guest poetry day! I declare that it shall be tomorrow, and that I shall be the guest! Expect my selection for tomorrow's poetry by tomorrow afternoon.

--Lando

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Damnit, I wanna pick my own day!!!! >:O

Okay, so, tomorrow's gonna be guest poetry day. And you're gonna be the guest. I'm gonna need some of your poetry by tomorrow afternoon. ;-)

[crazyasitsounds.livejournal.com]

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

hahaha it's funny cuz it's NOT funny! Just like the ones I had!