Overdue Update

[the_wanlorn]

Ow I have a splitting allergy headache and I can't stop sneezing. They say that, for a girl, 7 sneezes (in a row, I'm assuming) equals one orgasm. I've orgasmed 4 times now. My SISP Presentation Well. Remember La Ramita? Yeah. This was La Ramita ALL OVER AGAIN!! Y'all shoulda seen it! I was planning for that to be longer, but I'm bored talking about it already. Exciting Stuff THE CIRCUS IS HERE!! Yep, I dropped everyone off at MassAcademy and happened to glance at the empty lot as I was driving by it. It was full of nondescript trailers and I thought to myself, "Self? I think those are the circus people's trailers..." And then I was driving down Milburry (which I spell differently EVERY TIME I WRITE IT thankyouverymuch) St. and, lo and behold, what was travelling parallel to me? THE CIRCUS TRAIN!!!! And THEN, today, I happened to glance at the lot AGAIN (as one is wont to do when it's directly in front of one when one is trying to drive across the street to the street that runs beside it) and ALL THE MARKED CIRCUS TRAILERS WERE THERE!!!! iPod iChing You reach for the iPod and set it up to shuffle the songs. There can be no cheating by switching it to a playlist -- it must be on shuffle of everydamnedthing. Then you take the first five songs and this will provide you with the answers you seek to your dilemma. Song 1: Afro Angel, by Will Smith Sample Lyrics: Afro angel off your pedestal from perchin above You on the prowl now downtown searchin for love Interpretation: Self-explanatory. I'm lookin' for some love. Song 2: Frosty the Snowman, by Rockapella Sample Lyrics: But he waved goodbye saying Don't you cry I'll be back again some day Interpretation: First let me say that I don't particularly care for this Christmas carol. As for an interpretation? Right about now's when I start to forget how shitty last Christmas was and start wanting winter and the Christmas season to hurry its arse up and get here already. And, well, I can already feel that starting. Song 3: State Street Residential, by Death Cab for Cutie Sample Lyrics: Then the months stack up to an addictive crutch As if the drink weren't enough A stagger cannot compete There's no charm in being residential state street And if I was sober could I kill caution and stay over And if I was sober would I rip hearts apart like paper? Interpretation: Ah, poo. I think this means that my bit of burnout isn't going to go away anytime soon. I'm going to keep spiraling down until I've worn myself a rut at the bottom and can't get out, so I'll keep circling around and around in a depressive state of staying in my room and watching movies all the time. :-( Song 4: Lalae Amêr, by Aina Sample Lyrics: Tonou yeawr din fielor. Yearw refethou tourw naervol aerl sessopwr [translation] Everything is so perfect Perfect, yet so completely strange at the same time Interpretation: I'm going to go off to college and be deleriously happy. I'm going to find out how much I love being on my own and how much I love making new friends and how much I love my new friends. My delerious happiness will be very weird because it's something I experience so rarely. And, this time, it will be a happiness that no one can take away from me, unlike last time. Song 5: The Highwayman, by Loreena McKennitt Sample Lyrics: Tot-a-lot in the frosty silence Tot-a-lot in the echoing night nearer he came and nearer her face was like a light Her eyes grew wide for a moment she drew a last deep breath Then her finger moved in the moonlight her musket shattered the moonlight shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him with her death. Interpretation: Oh noooooo! I'm going to be unlucky in love FOREVER!! :-( *double-emo-tear of WOE* Either that or my life is going to meet some tragic end. Have I mentioned the headache?

Comments

[silvergirl42.livejournal.com]

Seven sneezes equals one orgasm? In what way? Energy expenditure? Certainly not pleasure...I'm a virgin, ok, but I never expected sex to feel like a bad cold.

I also find it amusing that there are now memes exclusively for iPod users. No other mp3 player, nor iTunes or any other computer jukebox, or even (heaven forfend!) some sort of CD player. Nope. iPod. It makes me laugh. :-)

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it sounds pretty suspect to me. But I thought it was amusing. ;-) And are you telling me that you've never masturbated? No, no, don't answer that, TMI about someone I barely know. :-P

Both the people I got it from cheated and used iTunes! I was very very disappointed in them. :-D