Dear Really Tall People:

[the_wanlorn]

Don't tell me "It was in the cabinet over the microwave" like I just wasn't looking hard enough. In case you waven't noticed, I can just barely see into that cabinet. You, on the other hand, are at least a head taller than me. Ye great bloody wanker. Love, Your Short Daughter, Nire

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[crazyasitsounds.livejournal.com]

[angelsholdher.livejournal.com]

But.. but.. *sputters* But you're not short!!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

That should tell you how HIGH UP this freakin cabinet is!