the_wanlorn | There are occaisons on which my sister and I get along.

I'm not kidding. Mum was playing with my purse and my money and I told her to stop touching my stuff. I mean, how would she like it if I went and started taking money in and out of her purse and rearraging things? Then she flips me off and leaves. Then comes back to chew me out for being a horrible daughter and never being nice to her, and leaves again.

Kerry: omg whats wrong w/ mom latelyy.... psychooooo
Me: I HAVE NO CLUE
Me: *stabinates*
Kerry: whats up her ass
Me: I told her to stop touching my stuff. That is NO reason to flip out
Me: Her head.
Kerry: seriosuly haha its not our fault she likes the cats better then us hahahahahha
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahaa
Me: So true, though
Kerry: seriously hahaha her and the goddamn cats are pissing me off "omg erin where are the cats" who the fuck cares hahahahaha
Me: Ugh, where does she THINK they are?!
Me: Let's see... my door is closed... could that POSSIBLY mean that they're locked in my room??
Kerry: hahahahahah
Me: Clearly logic is not a trait that's strong in this family.
Kerry: seriously studes have shown. that to eb a serious weaknesshahahaha
Me: Hahahahahaha
Me: Ugh, is it any wonder that Jeremy never comes home?
Me: Or even that he lives across the bleedin' country?
Kerry: seriosuly hahah dude cheryl was like ask erin about her finals cus she gets made at me for not wanting her to get c's and i was like ummmmmm who cares what she gets shes already enrolled in a collage it doesn't freaking matter shes soo gay!
Me: Ugh, SERIOUSLY she's the one who's always going on about how HS grades don't really matter.
Me: And, ya know, when she asks me when they are every freakin day for two weeks, there's obviously going to come a point where I'm going to stop telling her cuz she should KNOW by now.
Kerry: i know!!!! haha o man!
Me: Ah, well, I get to leave next year and never come back if I so choose. ;-) You're still stuck for another year.
Kerry: hahahaha i knoooow!! and then i'm gone forever faw away prob hhahahah
Me: hahahaha yep

Batshit insane. Absofuckinlutely batshit insane.

Damn. I want some supper, but there's no way I'm going out there now...

There are occaisons on which my sister and I get along.

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