*scratches head*

[the_wanlorn]

I want a laser. I would use it to cut things. Like bread. It'd slice through bread much less jaggedly than a normal knife. And I'd use it to cut up my meat. Into nice little edible cubes. Yum yum! If someone tried to attack me, or touch my knees or my feet, I'd whip out my handy little laser and cut their fingers off. Swish! Right through the flesh and bones! Yeah. I really want a laser right now.

Comments

[diznienerd.livejournal.com]

wouldn't the laser toast the bread and cook the meat?

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

No, it'd be a cool, special laser.

[diznienerd.livejournal.com]

now, would it be cool or room temperatured? cause it seems to me cool would freeze the meat or crystalize some of the juice or maybe even freezer burn it...

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

That's kind of like asking if swiping an icecube down the side of a piece of bread is going to do anything to it.

[diznienerd.livejournal.com]

so ur thinking not THAT cold...and swiping an icecube down the side of a piece of bread will make it all soggy...same as putting it too close to scrambled eggs

[tawmiz.livejournal.com]

ahhhhh! you have no idea how many times ive thought of that. actually, most nights as im falling asleep i imagine i have a laser and im slicing through my walls. and if i get bored in class or something, ill start slicing the teacher or the board... its like a nervous habit. ahhh seriously, if you invent one of those i would pay good money for it.