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[the_wanlorn]

Not really, since it's only three links. I. Hate. Birds. The Birds and the fact that stuff like that article really happens has scarred me for life. Who would take this to court? I mean... *snicker*. Jocelyn, you're moving to a SKETCHY STATE. I don't care that it happened a while ago. Sketchy!

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[tawmiz.livejournal.com]

what the...

we live in a messed up world.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that the one that bothers me the most is the one about the birds?

:-P

[tawmiz.livejournal.com]

are you serious? birds attacked like maybe 5 people somewhere. some dude fractured his penis and sounds like hes ready to appeal it to the supreme court. our goverment STERILIZED 65,000 people.

the birds really disturbs you the most??

[tawmiz.livejournal.com]

by the way, how on earth do you find these things??

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

My super cool news page. www.poe-news.com People take news from OTHER pages, condense it into summaries, link back to the pages they got it from, and voilá! I can easily find the interesting things!

Oh, and some of them are from other people on LJ. Or from other blogs. And stuff.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

1. I don't have a penis to be fractured.

2. I don't go to doctors/hospitals anyway. Can't think of any other way they could steralize me. I don't think.

3. Birds LIVE in my YARD and could fly through the SCREEN on my OPEN WINDOW and EAT ME WHILE I SLEEP.

*is never going outside again*

[tawmiz.livejournal.com]

1. BUT I DO!!! no, i just find it disturbing that this guy spent 11 years of his life in court over his penis. must make for good conversation on a first date though... "so yeah, my penis is fractured. it's been 11 years and i still can't get it up." hah.

2. They could slip it in your drinking water...? I don't know, I wasn't so worried about me, but just the fact that the government sterilized 65,000 people. wtf?

3. Oh come on, your kittens would defend you. :-P

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

They're whimps! They'd get eaten by the birds!!!!!

Yeah, the guy is pretty pathetic. Kinda funny though. I mean, how embarrassing would it be to get up there and be like, "She broke my penis!!"

And I have no real reasons for the birds trumping the sterilization. Just... those beady eyes... and sharp talons... and stabbing beaks... AHHHHHHH

[dovyman.livejournal.com]

How is it even possible to fracture it?? I can't imagine how that would work, but I bet it hurt like a bitch.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

It's not really a fracture in a traditional sense. There's 3 (I think) main-giant-huge blood vessels. And if one of them gets ruptured somehow, well, you're broken. ;-)

[dovyman.livejournal.com]

It's a pretty durable piece of equipment though. I mean, was this lady like the 500 lb woman or something?

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Mehhh your ankle's a pretty durable piece of equipment, too, but if you fall wrong, it breaks. :-P

[dovyman.livejournal.com]

I suppose, however it seems improbable that this sort of injury would ever occur.

[crazyasitsounds.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

I must point out that your selected music for this post is by a fellow Tar Heel. Besides I think that kind of creepy eugenics crap happened all over the place. Don't be dissin' on NC! We stole James Taylor from you, we can do all kinds of stuff!

--Lando

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Yeah yeah yeah. Summat like 32 states. It was biggest in Virginia. Blah blah blah NC IS A SKETCHY SKETCHY PLACE!

:-D