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The Wanlorn ([personal profile] the_wanlorn) wrote2005-05-30 04:04 pm

Continuing with my theme of meaningless babble...



Found this list somewhere. I don't remember what it was actually called or specifically referencing. Or where I got it. I added the stuff in bold and added strikethroughs on some stuff.

1. Tell her she is beautiful not hot.

2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.

3 . Kiss her on the forehead.

4 . Leave her voice messagesemails/IMs to wake up to. Dudes. Cell phone rings, wakes up girl, and it's just you calling to leave a voice mail? That be one pissed off girl.

5 . Always tell her how beautiful she is, no matter what she's wearing.

6 . When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.

7 . Recognize the small things . . . THEY USUALLY MEAN THE MOST!

8 . Call her baby.pet names.

9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.

10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.WTF? If someone can explain to me what that means, feel free.

11 . Write her notes. {she loves them}

12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.

13 . Play with her hair.

14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.

15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.

16 . Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.

17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her. This is cute once or twice. After that, see the add-on about voice mail.

18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.

19 . Carve your names into a tree.

20 . If she's mad at you, apologize because SHE is always right. You come out looking like an awesome person and it'll chill her out so she can realize, "Oh, wait, my fault. I'm sorry, too. *MUAH*". Or you've fucked up about something that you didn't realize and that makes you look good, like you actually know what you did.

21 . CUDDLE.

22 . Bring her flowers just because.

23 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.

24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.

25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.

26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing. Um. Not bad. But how 'bout putting on some music specifically to slow dance with her? Eh?

27 . Kiss her in the rain or on the beach.

28 . If you're in love with her . . . tell her. And you wouldn't in the first place because...?


I had something to come after all that, but I seem to've forgotten it. :-(

[identity profile] angelsholdher.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
4. Also, it makes us sad to wake up and realize we missed a call and you didn't even think to leave us a voice message... that is, for those of us who don't wake up when our cell phone rings.

28. You wouldn't tell her in some cases because she'd freak out and need space and then it would suck to be you.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-05-30 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
28. But... but.. then telling her in the first place would be stupid, anyway.

...

OMG, what'd you do?!?!

[identity profile] angelsholdher.livejournal.com 2005-05-31 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
I was the girl who was very intimidated when ex said he was in love with me. It took a very long time for me to deal with it. Yup yup. That's what I did. Sorry for destroying your rules for the perfect S.O...

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-05-31 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
It's more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. ;-)