Origami Yoda?!

[the_wanlorn]

It's YODA!!!!!! I wanna know how the dude did that. Jose: ahh! Jose: i just zneezed on myself! Jose: gross! Me: EWWWWWWWW Me: STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU DIRTY OLD MAN Me: (heh. heh hhe heh) Jose: come here little girl Jose: i won't hurt you Jose: my precious Me: I NEED AN ADULT!! Me: I NEED AN ADULT!! Me: Dude Me: That's seriously the STUPIDEST THING they ever taught us in elementary school Me: I mean, "Help!" works just as well Me: It's shorter Jose: they taught me to kick him in the nuts Me: And a well-placed kick to the gon- YEAH Jose: or if i have keys Me: We were taught not to do that cuz Violence Is Bad Jose: use them to poke his eyes out Me: IN THE EYES YPO Me: YEAH!!!! Jose: you went to the same school i did! Me: Hahahahahahahaha Me: My mum was like, "Yar, they be idiots. You kick him in the balls, scratch out his eyes, and call for help." Jose: damn freaks! Jose: freaks they are! Jose: of course, you could just talk your attacker to death Jose: ha! Me: Ha! Me: I totally could! Jose: and then Jose: i asked him Jose: so are we like bf and gf Jose: and if not Jose: like Jose: why do you touch me all lovey dovey Jose: and like Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jose: and then the attacker Jose: would shot himself Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jose: it's brilliant! Me: It is!