The Past Two Hours

[the_wanlorn]

Me: I'm going to sit in front of my computer and be mad at the world. RAR!! Alas, for this is boring and takes much energy. It's too hot for this. Perhaps I can find so- The Power: *blows* The Monster Outside: ARRGRSHNZZLE!!!! The Power: *comes back on* Me: Yay! Intarweb is back! *turns computer on* The Power: *blows* The Monster Outside: ARRGRRRRRRSNZZLRRRR!!!!! Me: ... right then. I'm gonna go over there now and read my book. Please to be not coming to eat me, Mr. Monster. Thunder: rrrRRRRRGRRRRRRrrrrr Skies: We're so blue today. *emo* Me: Heyyyy look! There's pretty flickery lights over there! ... Huh. Something's on fire. Hope it's not anything important. Sirens: *are annoying* [two hours later] Room: *swelters in fanless heat* The Power: *comes back on* Me: Joy!

Comments

[desert-knits.livejournal.com]

It sounds like the Monster Outside is related to Snoop Dogg.

[iheartmunkies.livejournal.com]

But what caught on fire?

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Not at all related to the story! Unimportant detail! Forget about it!

(read: I never found out.)

(*emo* The router got fried by the power going out so many times (twice more the next day, too) so I don't have internet in my room and I'm DYING *sob*)

[iheartmunkies.livejournal.com]

Suck it up, pussy.