Today I went to the dentist.

[the_wanlorn]

That wasn't fun, so I give you links. Lots o' nekkid. Clearly not worksafe. I especially love how the "Instructions" link goes to directions on how to set it as your wallpaper. I was hoping the instructions would be something cool like, "Roll your chair back two feet, tilt your head at a 39 degree angle towards the left, and recite "Jabberwocky" backwards. You will then see an ELEPHANT appear out of the mass of nekkid people! Hurrah!" Ya know. Sort of like those Magic Eye things they used to have in the newspaper. But no. Prairie dogs can talk!!! How cool is this? They have their own language and stuff! Or maybe I'm just easily amused. Fucking scary-lookin' critter. See, there was this story that I read when I was younger. This young kid went on a camping trip with a bunch of older dudes. They sent him out on a "snipe hunt" as a sorta hazing thing. They all knew that snipes weren't real. The kid? Did not. So he comes back with this baby creature in a bag with a long pointy snout and lotsa sharp teeth. And then the older dudes begin to see little pinpricks of light out in the woods around them - the adult snipes had come to get their baby back. And that picture? That is exactly what I always imagined a snipe to look like when I was little. But then I found out that A) they're real, and B) they're fuckin' birds. So I thought I was safe. BUT NO! THEY'RE BEING ALL CLANDESTINE NOW AND CALLING THEMSELVES ALMIQUI! I'm doomed... Reason number 5894034584 why I don't go in the ocean. Ew. Just... ew. I was touched by His Noodly Appendage! Ee hee hee. I'd be willing to believe in that because it's noodly! And everything noodly is good! Except the stuff that's not.

Comments

[diznienerd.livejournal.com]

in the naked one, a guy is wearing a green shirt....if ur going to cover up (and ur a guy) why cover the top half? the shirt stops just above his penis so that it's exposed but not his chest....what is the purpose of that?? i did laugh over the guy with the scuba fin over his penis...that was original

[(Anonymous)]

I shook that dude's hand in Asheville! Ha! Sam what's-his-name...

noodly goodness

[desert-knits.livejournal.com]

I think what we all need is a cup that holds coffee and pisses off Jesus.
I'm so going to hell.

Re: noodly goodness

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Dude, seriously! When I get my debit card, I'm torn about whether to go on my first spending spree there or Amazon.

And FUCK I forgot to add you to the list of s00per-speshul-people who can see my latest emo-entry.