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[the_wanlorn]

You're Ulysses! by James Joyce Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero. Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid. You're Colombia! You do a lot of drugs, and these have kind of distorted your view of reality, to the point that everyone looks like an enemy.  You keep trying to restore order over your schizophrenic world view, but you don't even know which goal is your own and which is someone else's.  You're pretty sure someone needs to be punished for all this, but who that is changes all the time.  Things would be a lot better for you if you switched to coffee, or even to decaf, but all this money would be hard to give up. Take the Country Quiz at the Blue Pyramid You're Bikini Atoll! You once believed that your biggest concern would be a shark attack. Now you know just how much more destructive humans can be than any other creature. While you don't like mushrooms, you've had to eat so many of them that it's become almost a way of life. Exiled from your home and forced to wait for someone to clean it up, you've become bitter but remain powerless. Most people like to gawk at those who share your name. Take the State Quiz at the Blue Pyramid. You're a Cobra! With front teeth just a little longer than average and a strange way of bobbing your head back and forth, you've always seemed a tiny bit menacing to others. You can't help these minor physical trends, but you do have this nasty habit of sneaking up on people and scaring the stuffing out of them as well. You've always been fascinated by India and feel like people would appreciate you more there. On the plus side, you do everything you can to help maintain others' health insurance benefits. Take the Animal Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.

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[(Anonymous)]

You're North Carolina!
A phenomenal basketball player, you enjoy soaring to great heights. Flying is probably your favorite activity, and you're willing to board any plane at almost any time. Physically, you're a little teapot, short and stout. And you're rather prone to wearing capes. After a long search, you're pretty sure you've finally found Mr. Wright. Hey, does he have a brother?

Like I'm surprised...

--Lando

[(Anonymous)]

I also got Watership Down, Wooly Mammoth, and TOGO.

--Lando

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