Public Safety Announcement

[the_wanlorn]

Dear People of the World: If you ever move around my books without asking first, I will kill you. It's a simple rule. You touch it? You put it back exactly where you found it. It's on the floor? You do not pick it up and put it away for me. You are not helping me by doing that. You are fucking up my carefully organized system. You are making it so I can't find things when I want them, which is Very Very Bad as it makes me Very Very Angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Fiddling with my books and then not being able to answer a simple question like, "Where did you put ______?" when I ask? Is akin to taking someone's puppy to the park without asking and then losing it. I'm so not even kidding about this. I can't find The Dark is Rising. I can't find either copy of The Dark is Rising. As I'm sure none of you will recall, this is one of Nire's Most Favoritest Books Ever. I can't find Perfume, which is okay, because I misplaced it myself. I'll find it tomorrow when I'm more awake. I planned to read some Susan Cooper until I got sleepy enough to fall asleep. Which is REALLY FREAKIN HARD when my favorite one WAS NOT WITH THE REST OF THE SERIES. Gee, do you think they were piled together FOR A REASON?! Thankfully, I still have The Book of Three. Which is, admittedly, higher up on the list of Favoritest Books Ever than The Dark of Rising. It just wasn't what I wanted to read tonight, godsbedamned. Don't. Touch. My. Fucking. Books. No Love, Not even a smidgen, Nire

Comments

[taranhero.livejournal.com]

I dunno, maybe reading about assistant pig-keepers might have some sort of calming effect on you.