Fucking Captain Hero Jack. I can't explain why I dislike Jack. I mean, it's nowhere near how much I dislike Kate, but... I can't even explain why I don't like Jack. I mean, Jack is set up to be my favorite character on the show. I mean, he's the hero guy. He has a tortured past. He's semi-snarky on occasion. He's sad and slightly emo.
And yet... I hate him. I can't explain why, but the way all of the above mishmashes into his personality is horrible. It grates on my nerves.
GO THE FUCK AWAY KATE. Everything that I just said about Jack? Goes for Kate as well. I should love her, and yet... no.
SAWYER! Oh gods he's SO PRETTY! And such a Bad Boy. And *drool*
Claire is just plain adorable. Almost as adorable as Charlie. I want to hug them both because they look like they give adorable hugs.
LOCKE!! LOCKE!! I can't begin to describe the total love I have for Locke. At the same time I want him to be my lover and my mentor. I want to be just like him and I want to screw him.
Sayid!!! Third favorite character! Well, him and Sawyer tie for second, Locke and Charlie tie for first. But yeah. Severe Love.
Charlie!!!! I love Charlie so much! The hoodied heroin hobbit! With a British accent! So adorable!
MECHASAUR!! EATING THE TREES! GROAN CRASH BOOM SHRIEK MECHASAUR! RAWR!
Ahahahahah the dude HIT THE CEILING HAHAHAHAHA BABOOM ceilingfloor!
Also, Kate is stealing the shoes off a dead person. That squicks me out and is very very sad at the same time. This whole episode is sad. DAMN YOU DEAD PEOPLE!
And then Locke does his orange thing and I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! Oh Locke!
Hurley: "Do you think we should do somethinig about the *glances at kid* B-O-D-Y-S?" Mercutio: "... you spellin' bodies?" Walt: "It's B-O-D-I-E-S."
*sings "You All Everybody" with Charlie*
Solo scene of Locke looking pensively into the ocean.
OHSHIT MONSOON! "Hey guys, is this normal? This kinda day turning into night enf of then world type weather? Is this normal?" Yay Charlie!
And Locke is LOVING THE RAIN OH GODS I LOVE YOU LOCKE! He's just sitting there with his arms stretched out, looking so pleased and it's so. Cute. And then the mechasaur starts making noises so we stop focusing on the adorableness of the Locke.
Now they're crawling up the other half of the plane and it's Weiss! Yay Weiss! You get to die Weiss! Which is pretty good cuz you look like shit.
Six hours in, they turned back to land in Fiji and were a thousand miles off course when then plane crashed. *makes note*
And Charlie's off getting his drugs from the bathroom! Yay Charlie! Get your smackfarthing!
OHSHIT MECHASAUR TOOK THE PILOT! GO MECHASAUR GO! Run run as fast as you can, you can't beat it: it's a mechasaur, man!
Good job, Kate. Screech for Jack so that then mechasaur can find you. You get all cold and pasty and count to five and look like a drowned rat. Little shit. Good thing Charlie found you.
And then the rain stops. And they go find the pilot's wings and see a reflection int he water and BAM DEAD PILOT IN A TREE and live Jack wandering out from the jungle.
PS, I want a balisong knife.
Druggie hobbit! So cute in the bathroom with his drugs!
HOBBIT HITS THE CEILING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And then almost gets SMASHED by a sliding thingy BAM
Frickin' SnickerBitch tanning at a time like this. Boone is far too pretty for his sister. AND she gives Claire such a horrible look!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not the mechasaur o DOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I'm not looking forward to junkie status that tomorrows ep will leave me in. Its just aswell that I don't have season 1 or I would be up all night watching for the big picture.
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the_wanlorn) wrote2005-09-20 08:52 pm
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I'm not looking forward to junkie status that tomorrows ep will leave me in. Its just aswell that I don't have season 1 or I would be up all night watching for the big picture.
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againtomorrow so I can finish it.But oh maaaaan I can't believe I'm going to have to wait until a DOWNLOAD finishes before I can watch it cuz we don't have cable!! =((((((
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The issue's commandeering a TV to use. =D I'm not sure how many people not-in-this-suite like Lost more than whatever else is on at the time.
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