Black Seed Woe

[the_wanlorn]

Have any of you ever attempted to eat a poppyseed bagel (during class!) neatly? No? My advice to you: Don't bother. No matter what you do, you will get those stupid little seeds EVERYWHERE and then look like a flailing penguin trying to clean it up. And they stick. To everything. Some clearly must've drew down the sides of my hands in bumpy black ink this morning, for they are covered in it. *brushes more off the damn table*

Comments

[qwikblade.livejournal.com]

'tis better than eating them all...

'Cause you will test positive for opiates just from eating a poppy seed bagel.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

:-D I know!! I'm gonna eat them before any drugtests I have to take just to fuck with them.

[crazyasitsounds.livejournal.com]

I gave up on poppyseed bagels when I realized that the seeds do nothing but get stuck in my teeth.