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Sex Talk


THERE'S AN OLD LADY TALKNG TO US ABOUT SEX. AND BIRTH CONTROL. AND THAT SHE COULD BE TRANSGENDERED BUT SHE'S NOT. AND SHE HAS A MODEL PENIS.

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"You can get them flavored, or glow-in-the-dark. That's my favorite kind."

"No one should have an erect penis near an orrifice... maybe your ear... but nothing else without a condom."

Yeah, the entire class is giggling. And she's old and GRANDMOTHERLY. And she's showing us various types of, um, that word. That conveys that she's showing us female condoms and spermacide and the patch etc etc etc.

"College age women generally don't feel good about putting their fingers in their vagina."

I have no words.

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[identity profile] dovyman.livejournal.com 2005-10-07 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

[identity profile] angelsholdher.livejournal.com 2005-10-07 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"College age women generally don't feel good about putting their fingers in their vagina."

WHAT?? "when their roommates are around" was deleted from the end of this sentence.

[identity profile] silvergirl42.livejournal.com 2005-10-08 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
"And she's showing us various types of, um, that word. That conveys that she's showing us female condoms and spermacide and the patch etc etc etc."

Contraceptives?

(Anonymous) 2005-10-08 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Is this Sex with Sue???

We were all TOTALLY addicted to this show for a while. It's that kinda-creepy (well, really creepy, but you gotta watch)sensation of watching a grandmotherly figure go through a box of sex toys. Like you're torn between fascination and a gag reflex.

Is O still carrying the show? Wild.

[identity profile] kisurathegreat.livejournal.com 2005-10-08 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
oops. forgot to log in. sorry!

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-10-08 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Naw, it was part of the required "Intro to College" class where I go to school. SO CREEPY.

And, yeah, SOME channel is still carrying it cuz I remember watching it over the summer. :-D

(Anonymous) 2005-10-11 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Old ladies and old men sometimes know quite a bit about sex you know. Experience counts and I hate to tell you young whippersnappers this but you didn't invent sex. I was sucking cock before your mama was born!

Grandma Felicia (still jillng and still fucking...you better fucking believe it!)

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-10-11 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't make it ANY less creepy to hear about it, though!
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