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The Wanlorn ([personal profile] the_wanlorn) wrote2005-10-26 08:08 pm
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When I have an apartment of my own, I'm going to have very very very strict rules about who is allowed in.

Well, a very strict rule.

If you smell, no admittance.

I'll post it right above my doorway, or maybe at eye level. If your perfume reeks so much that I can smell it when I'm in my bedroom and you're standing in the doorway to the suite apartment, no admittance! If your cologne makes me feel as though I'm breathing a liquid, no admittance! If I can smell you coming, no admittance! If I can't stop coughing while you're around/after you've left, no admittance! Although, that bit might just be my throat cold.

The world will be a much happier place once the stench is gone.

Hey, you! You there! Yes, you! NO ADMITTANCE!
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[identity profile] kisurathegreat.livejournal.com 2005-10-27 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Ye Gods Above. . .YES!

I am also allergic to most perfumes, so I would add the following:

If you feel the need to contribute your yearly income to starving shopgirls at Bath&Body Works. . . NO ADMITTANCE!

If you are amused by Aromatherapy Dish Detergent (which I also happen to be allergic to). . . NO ADMITTANCE!

If your life is not complete without a pumpkin, vanilla, AND hazlenut candle burning at all times. . . STOP WASTING MY OXYGEN AND DIE ALREADY! I mean. . . NO ADMITTANCE!

:Kiz stops herself midrant, looks around, and sheepishly returns the soapbox to Lady Nire. :P

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2005-10-27 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
If you are amused by Aromatherapy Dish Detergent

Gahhhh One of my suitemates has aromatherapy dish soap. It's disgusting and doesn't wash off the dishes completely, no matter how long you try to get it off. I've forbidden them from using it on my dishes. SO GROSS.

[identity profile] kisurathegreat.livejournal.com 2005-10-27 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
One of my very best friends (and four-year roommate) had the stuff at her house the other day.

I was properly miffed. Eventually, she conceeded that it is only natural and right to ali-proof your house before inviting said ali over to play with the baby.

I suppose 'tis a good thing to be indulged by one's friends, is it not?
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