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The Wanlorn ([personal profile] the_wanlorn) wrote2006-04-19 03:30 pm

Dear World:


Your mission, should you choose to accept it:

Within the next two days, buy a crapload of Cadbury Creme Eggs and mail them to:
Erin McLaughlin
Box 0411, 119 Hemenway St.
Boston, MA 02115

The two days insures it gets here before I leave.

Also ship Peeps and a hollow chocolate bunny.

I will then procede to make an Easter Turduken.

If you don't see the joy and sheer brilliance of this plan, and don't ship me some nummies, I will blow up your outhouse.

Damn straight.

[identity profile] flukie2001.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That's the scariest thing I've EVER seen. It's like... a sugar-overload times ten.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2006-04-19 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I KNOW HOW COOL WILL IT BE TO EAT?!?!?!

Or feed to five-year-olds without telling their mums...

Hee hee hee!

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2006-04-20 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
'Tis an EXCELLENT idea. It will be glorious. The skies will open and the gods will thunder and the angels will shout out the glory of my Easter turduken!