Is that Josh there?

[the_wanlorn]

I'm currently watching Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and refusing to allow myself to identify with any of the girls. So you do it for me. Who am I? And give me enough description of the character to recognize who it is, since I don't do names. =P

Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Verily, thou art the pants.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

So, either, I'm the centerpiece that holds my friends together...

Or lots of people put various apendages in me. o.O Not sure one of those interpretations is polite, Señor chaosvizier... =P

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

I just make the statements. The interpretation's up to you. If you feel that you are a worthy receptacle for appendages, then hey, that's your gig. Far be it from me to say something so base as "Hey baby, if you were a pair of pants, I'd wear you."

So, in summary: you're the centerpants that hold your friends together.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

You, sir, are quite punvocative.

Now I must return to watching Batman and Robin. There is a dancing bushman, and how can anyone resist a dancing bushman?

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."

Oh Batman, you can do no wrong.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I dunno, the batnipples are kind of wrong...

In more important events: why the crap is Fox News talking about Jimmy Hoffa and focusing on an excavator, well, excavating??

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

You don't know the Jimmy Hoffa legend?

He mysteriously disappeared during the Teamsters heyday. The rumor is that he was buried in the end zone of Giants Stadium, the foundation of which was being laid at the time of his disappearance. Truth? Fiction? Hoffalhass? Who knows? Who cares?

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Well, see, that's what I'm sayin'! Everyone knows he was buried in the end zone of Giants Stadium (except the Mythbusters, but who listens to them?), so why bother destroying the awesomeness and digging up some field somewhere??

We don't need to hassle Hoffa.