You know, when I first saw this entry, the flower picture did not show, and I was going to explain how sometimes, a woman might touch a man in a certain way, and the sudden surge of endorphins and hormones might trigger a change in blood circulation, and then they become, as certain works of debatable literary merit might say, engorged, and then... but you probably can figure out the rest on your own. I'm sure you're a very intelligent young lady.
Man, if you lived nearer to me, were closer to my age, and single, I would totally be following you around like a lovesick puppy.
As it is, you are a very funny intarweb person, and I applaud you!
"Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if the gods hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago."
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Man, if you lived nearer to me, were closer to my age, and single, I would totally be following you around like a lovesick puppy.
As it is, you are a very funny intarweb person, and I applaud you!
"Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if the gods hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago."
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reasonably priced lovea hard boiled egg::no subject
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