Shame on Them!

[the_wanlorn]

 
My spam detection software isn't as awesome as it should be, so I occaisonally get weird spam in my inbox. This morning, I thought that I'd hit the jackpot. I had a message with the subject line "Weight Loss With Norris: Change Your Thinking"!

What's that?! Chuck Norris is going to help me lose weight? Why, I'd do anything for Chuck Norris! This is my lucky day!

This is not Chuck Norris:

 

Comments

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Chuck Norris is totally going to roundhouse kick the weight off of that guy. And everyone he sent spam to. And then Chuck Norris will send a spam to everyone that says "Roundhous Kicks With Norris: You're Goddam Right I Will", and it will deliver a roundhouse kick to everyone who receives the email. Two if they try to delete it.

[princessdot.livejournal.com]

That guy looks familiar and that's scary.