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The Wanlorn ([personal profile] the_wanlorn) wrote2006-09-30 01:37 am

Things I Learned Today, by Erin aged 19

 
Chopping things into a very fine powder via a razor blade is more fun than it should be.

When you realize that your roomies have not purchased any straws, even though they are the sort of people who would, you can use a pen in a pinch.

If you have come down with a massive sinus infection, yet need to be alert, un-stuffy, and an all-around cheerful person, snorting a line of Sudafed starts working after less than ten minutes, and lasts about two hours (if, like me, Sudafed swallowed basically doesn't work period).
 

[identity profile] philliesgal.livejournal.com 2006-09-30 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
But now please teach us what snorting a line of oatmeal can do for you? Hehehe



Thanks for dinner last night! It was nummy in my tummy!

(Anonymous) 2006-10-02 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sick. Thanks for the advice.

(Anonymous) 2006-10-03 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Snorting oatmeal! That would cause an infection if I ever saw one.

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