I have nothing interesting to say today.

[the_wanlorn]

(like the collection of vampire fangs the Wardens in the United States, me and Ramirez, mostly, had gathered in the course of several skirmishes over the past year)

Uh... Harry... you're treading dangerously close to serial killer territory there. I mean, once you start taking souvenirs from your victims the people you kill, I think you need to take a step back and reevaluate your life. Between this and Thomas' serial killer room in his apartment, I am starting to be kind of worried about you guys.

In boring news, I dropped by the grocery store today to buy groceries and a splatter shield because I'm sick of cleaning a shit ton of grease off my stove every time I make a burger. And I had twenty bucks. So, okay then, I can't buy any lunch foods, but whatever, I still have a ridiculous stockpile of tuna. Yogurt and cheese and pre-split bulkie rolls and name brand cottage cheese are for losers anyway. Then, as I was back at the car, and had loaded my groceries into the back, I opened my wallet to put the receipt in there. And realized that there was forty bucks sandwiched in between two ones. At the front of my neatly-organized-by-increasing-denomination wallet.

Motherfucker.

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[rionaleonhart]

And realized that there was forty bucks sandwiched in between two ones.

I was so confused by American money when I was in California. Our banknotes are different colours and sizes! You're never going to mistake a £5 note for a £20 note, because one is green and small and the other is purple and large. Having almost-identical notes seems mad.

BETTER THAN INDISTINGUISHABLE BANKNOTES: cats! Awww.

Edited for spelling, whoops. '-ible's and '-able's trip me up more than I'd like to admit.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

When I was a young teenie, I was talking to a Canadian friend about this GREAT idea I had where, like, you make all the money DIFFERENT COLORS so if you're in a club or something you don't have to squint and figure out the number in the corner, you can just find the right color!

He laughed for a long, long time. :(