The Wanlorn (
the_wanlorn) wrote2007-02-17 11:03 am
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OH GODS PLZ READ THIS
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NICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC DID YOU SEE THE LATEST HOUSE?!?!?!?! DID YOU?!?!!? OMG THEY OPERATED ON HER WHILE SHE WAS AWAKE AND SHE COULD WATCH AND IT WAS THE COOLEST THING EVAR AND I WANT THEM TO DO THAT TO ME.
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I WAS ALL, 'I WISH THAT WAS ME, YOU GUYSSSS!!!!!!!' AND I TOTES WOULD BE LOOKING DOWN AND SEEING WHAT WAS GOING ON! SO BAD ASS!
I'M TRYING TO THING OF WHAT'S MORE BAD ASS: UNANAESTHETISED OPERATION OR 8373498 FOOT LONG WORM. IT IS A VERY TOUGH CHOICE!
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I think the worm wins purely because it was SO LONG and, well, the unanaesthetised operation she didn't pay much attention to so it was sort of a waste.
BUT IT WOULD BE SO COOL I TOTALLY WOULD'VE SAT UP AND BEEN LIKE "I WANNA SEEEEEEEEE"
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BUT THEN THEY DECIDED TO PUT ME UNDER FULL ANAESTHETIC AND DENIED ME MY VIDEO CAMERA. I WAS TRES SAD.
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WHEN I GOT A TINY BIT OF MY HAND SLICED OUT, THE DOC KEEP GOING "DUN WATCH DUN WATCH DUN WATCH" AND I WAS LIKE "SHUT UP YOU ARE OBSTRUCTING MY VIEW D:"
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Whenever I donate blood, they're all like, 'you may want to look away' and I always say, 'NO WAI! LOOK AT MY BLOOD FLY OUT OF THAT VEIN! I AM A MASTER!'
They're always very impressed with how fast I can fill up that bag.
When I shattered my ankle, they threw the X-Ray up on the lightboard and I laughed hard at it and offered my exquisite medical opinion, 'THAT'S FUCKTTT UPPPP LOLOLOLOL' Course, I did have a concussion at the time =\