No, really, it's verbatim

[the_wanlorn]

 
Oh guys, even when I'm in my head I don't make much sense.

I got a very very sweet parking spot when I came home from work today. I mean, this is the third sweetest spot in the entire lot (NOT THAT I HAVE RANKED THEM ALL OR ANYTHING). Then, as I was walking out of the lot, the sweetest spot opened up.

And, well, proceeded to have the following conversation in my head. I'm not even kidding this is exactly how it went.

"Ooo, maybe I should go back and take that spot!"
"Yeah but then he drowned."
"..." (NO SRSLY MY BRAIN HAS LEARNED HOW TO SAY ELLIPSES)
"He wanted the bone he had AND the bone in the water so he drowned."
"Ohhhhh the greedy puppy. WAY TO GO ME."

And then I went home and updated LJ.

The End
 

Comments

[purgatori84.livejournal.com]

<3

[dynapink.livejournal.com]

Good decision.

I think my brain has learned how to say ellipses as well. Or possibly I'm just mentally turning to give a nonexistent camera a look of significant irony. Both concepts are a bit frightening.

[hllangel]

*shakes head at you*

(not that I ever have conversations in my head, oh no...)

[princessdot.livejournal.com]

Phone conversation with Sissy a while ago,

"And then Daddy opened up his big mouth about the thing you didn't want anyone to know about and mom and I looked at each other and ~mental faceplant~ cuz we couldn't do it 'out loud' or the asshole would know..."

Yes, I actually said, "we did a mental faceplant".

~and now she confesses~

So you know where I went to uni. MAJOR hills. I parked my dark blue [yes, this will become relevant soon] car in the parking lot of the dorms. The parking spaces were mostly sideways along the slope of the 7% grade. It was one SWEET parking spot! Only... when I opened my door the damn thing FLEW open and hit the car to my left. A white car. I did the only thing I could. I moved my car to a farther spot no where near lighter-colored cars...

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I moved my car to a farther spot no where near lighter-colored cars...

OH DUDE I DO THE SAME THING.

[princessdot.livejournal.com]

[Um, why is it that Google is telling me that related to this I might want to read about restrooms and bathroom partitions?]

[emiweebee.livejournal.com]

Lolololol. This is why we are kindred spirits. The other day my coworker looked at me and said, "So, can I ask you what a secret kitty is?" And I had to admit I had no idea, but as I walked around campus with my best Bard friend I suddenly blurted it out and turned bright red in embarrassment. It came outta nowhere!