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The Wanlorn ([personal profile] the_wanlorn) wrote2007-10-22 12:42 pm
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DOUCHEBAG!CAT >:(

 
SRSBZNS PET QUESTION:

Would it be cruel of me to start spritzing Murphy with water every time he meows? This shit is starting to get out of hand, and while I can take the once-in-a-while meowing, the past two days of CONSTANT CRYING because he wants to go out into the rest of the world (EXCEPT HE CAN'T BECAUSE HE SPRAYS EVERYWHERE JESUS CHRIST CAT YOU CAN EITHER MARK YOUR TERRITORY OR YOU CAN LEAVE THE UPSTAIRS, PICK ONE) is starting to seriously fucking grate on my nerves.

And I'm sure my roommates hate it to.

GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

I'm just cranky because I haven't taken my crazypills in 24 hours.

ETA FIVE SECONDS LATER: OH GOD HE'S DISCOVERED MY LITTLE RINGING LIBERTY BELL AND IS NOW BATTING IT WITH HIS PAW AND MEOWING. I CAN NOT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRS.
 
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[identity profile] shadowkitty.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, Fattycat belongs to you? For some reason I thought he belonged to [livejournal.com profile] daniellafromage. Do what my mum does & throw potatoes at him!

No, I have no idea why she does that.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Noooooooo. This is stray!cat from months ago. WHO I AM THINKING OF LETTING LOOSE AGAIN IF HE DOESN'T STFU. God, he's like the 4-year-old who just likes to hear herself talk and never shuts up.

[identity profile] carpediemchaos.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
At least he isn't flea infested and didn't just puke revealing (dun dun dun) roundworms!

:( I'd rather have meow-cat. Only not, because Portia's freakin' adorable.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2007-10-22 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! That was a couple months ago when I first got him!

But I am medicated to the gills now and not in my apartment anymore, so I'm happy and love him again. HE HAD BETTER BE QUIET PURRY MURPHY WHEN I GET BACK OR I WILL BE CROSS. >:(

Your poor kitty(ies? I AM SO CONFUSED BY YOUR LJ). :( I hope she/they/it get better quick so she/they/it can have many cuddles!

[identity profile] carpediemchaos.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Portia is mine, then there is Naia/Nia/Naya/some variation thereof/Evil Cat belonging to Karin, and then there is Smokey/Fatso/Fat Cat belonging to Missy.

Yeah, poor Portia. But we'll get her better and then she'll be okay.

[identity profile] tl--dr.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
STOP BEING MEAN TO MELLO! HE ONLY WHINES BECAUSE HE'S SO BALLSY AND FIERCE

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
>:( WHAT DID I TELL YOU? I AM NOT NAMING HIM MELLO! BIG BALLS NOTWITHSTANDING. WHICH, BTW, MELLO TOTALLY DOES NOT HAVE. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

[identity profile] tl--dr.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
but Mello and Sassy!Cat were ~*~made for each other~*~! And I told lots of people about your tortured cat with his big balls and soft underbelly and how he eats chocolate and wears leather and attention whores, they all think he sounds amazing.

kadfj;aklsdfj;klasdf ALSO, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? kajf;lkasdjf;klasdfMELLO'S BALLS ARE FUCKING HUGE!!!!!!!1akda;dklfjkl;asdf I BET YOU'D GET HIM NEUTERED TOO IF YOU COULD, JUST BECAUSE YOU'D BE SO THREATENED BY HIS ENORMOUS FUCKING TESTICLES!!!!!!!!1jkadlsfjaklsdf

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
THIS IS PATENTLY UNTRUE, AND IF I HAD THE TIME I COULD WRITE A 10-PAGE ESSAY ON WHY. BUT I HAVE HW TO DO.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
HEY YOU WHORE, WHAT'S YOUR AIM/Y!M/MSN/WHATEVER? IT'S LAME ONLY COMMUNICATING THROUGH LJ.

[identity profile] tl--dr.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
y!m is praghag! I have MSN too but I never go on and AIM I *literally* never go on, lol avoiding people I don't like.

[identity profile] the-wanlorn.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. I'm kittykat990 on there, so when someone with that name friends you DON'T FREAK BY THE TEENIENESS OF THE NAME. I WAS 11 OR 12, OKAY?

[identity profile] tl--dr.livejournal.com 2007-10-23 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
my AIM and MSN names have x's and the names of punk bands in them, NO WORRIES
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