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HEY YOU WHORES IT'S
SNOWING

Also, I took ~~Mello~~ ~~Nads~~ ~~douchebag!cat~~ Murphy to the vet this morning to have his balls chopped off. EXCELLENT.

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Best thing in the frackin' world, snow. Be sure to bring some of it with you when you come to mah partay!

PS: What do you want for Decemberween?

I totally will!

A HUSKY.

You my wife will be so jealous when she finds out you have snow.

I thought Bree was a freak who hated snow. OR WAIT, IS THAT ICE?

She hates ice and wishes it would snow more down here.

:( If you guys had lots of snow, I would move down there.

But we get flurries and have some of the most totally awesomest awesome Thunderstorms and things.

But but but no skiing! Or sledding! Or fishtailing in your car!

:( :( :( My husky would die of heat exhaustion!

dude their are sky resorts about 2.5 hours north of here when you get into the mountains. Also, many huskies no die in AL.

Ha! It is a fact! Nine out of ten dentists agree that huskies die in AL!

Yes, but why dentists? But 10 out of 10 doctors agree that cats die in New England.

:O This is slander and lies! New England is a safe haven for furry friends of all kinds!

Except chihuahuas. The dog catchers mistake them for rats and shoot them on sight.

So that is what happened to the Taco Bell dog.

Where are you? Are you sure you're not imagining the snow? ;)

It was totally really!! It was just very very light and small and no accumulation.

I WANT SNOW. FUCK YOU.

I'M SORRY YOU LIVE IN A CLIMATE WHERE THE CLOSEST THING YOU GET TO SNOW IS SLUSH :(

WOO! :D how is he?

IDK I DON'T GO TO PICK HIM UP FOR ANOTHER HOUR.

The snow was MOST EXCELLENT this morning. Alas, I still had to go to work.

Also, now my balls hurt.

CHOP CHOP CHOP

Yeah, I was swearing at my NJ friend yesterday because we didn't have snow at that point but she did. NOW I FEEL BAD.

WOO to both@!

INORITE?

no it's not >:(

AND YOU ARE CRUEL AND SHOULD BE ARRESTED BY ANIMAL SOCIAL SERVICES AND PUNISHED IN MEDIEVAL TORTUROUS WAYS FOR ONLY THEN CAN YOU KNOW THE CURRENT PAIN OF MELLO "HUGE TESTES" CAT

>:( I found three puddles of cat piss in my room this morning. THREE.

IF HE WANTED TO KEEP HIS HUGE TESTES, HE SHOULD'VE NEVER STARTED PISSING IN MY ROOM.

akdfkl;asdjfl;kasdfasdklfjk;asdf IF YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM TO PISS IN YOUR ROOM, YOU SHOULD'VE ADOPTED YOURSELF A CAT LESS kalkdfjalskdfjala;dfkas;ldf FIERCE kasdlfj;laksdfjkl;asdf THAN MELLO. sdk;ajf;klasdjf;klasdjf;klasdf WITH GREAT BADASSERY COMES GREAT PUDDLES OF URINE. askdfjk;lasdfj;klasdfa RAHHHH!!!1kajsdfkl;ajsd;kflasdf

I WOULD BELIEVE THIS MOAR IF HE WEREN'T AFRAID OF ASSHOLE!RAT.

JUST SAYIN'.

asshole!rat is a molester :(

a molester named....l lawliet (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3709917/1/Scream)

>:( WE ARE NOT GOING TO ACT OUT DEATH NOTE BADFIC WITH MY ANIMALS.

The new husky was a Raping Major, Raito knew.

>:( >:( >:(

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THESE SHENANIGANS.

i wonder if we'll get any snow this year.

No snow for you!

I got snow last night!

Did you get enough to build a snowman? I want enough to build a snowman! And a snowwoman! Fornicating on the front lawn!

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SNOWMAN & A SNOWWOMAN?

SNOWBALLS.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT WAS TOTALLY NOT FUNNY >:( LOLOLOLOLOLOL I HAVE TO GO TELL SOME PEOPLE THAT.

I WANTS ME SOME SNOW!

Give Murphy a comforting pet from me.

COME UP HERE AND YOU CAN HAVE SOME.

O WAIT, YOU ARE!!

He's so sad. And also hilarious. I WILL DETAIL IT MOAR IN A NEW POAST.

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