My Dude!Cat is now an It!Cat

[the_wanlorn]

 
Murphy no longer has balls!

I went to go pick him up under the assumption that he would be doped and druggy like all cats after they've been neutered/spayed. The vet tech took his carrier and went back to get him for me.

Suddenly, I hear this meowing. It gets louder. And louder. And louder. Until the vet appears with my cat, who is constantly meowing.

I get him out to the car and let him out of his carrier, figuring that okay, he's loud, but he'll just lay there and be loud.

Ahahahahahaha no.

He can't get his legs under him properly, but he's determined to wander around the car. I eventually corral him and get him back into his carrier. At which point he spends the entire half hour ride meowing and lolling around. He'd be on his side with his face smooshed against the door meowing. He'd roll onto his back and meow. He try repeatedly to stand up and meow (and bonk his head a lot on the ceiling of the crate).

Internets, my cat is a talkative drunk.

Now he's home, and I had to put the Elizabethean collar on him that they told me he needed (and charged me NINE DOLLARS for. WTF THEY WERE FREE BACK IN MY DAY. FREE I TELL YOU.) Now he's walking around on unsteady legs, acting incredibly shocked when the collar bumps into something so that he can't move.

Oh, he's trying to lick his non-balls now and flailing about like an idiot. Holy shit I wish I had a video camera. He sticks his tongue out and tries to get to them, but licks the plastic instead and JERKS his head back still trying to lick them and ahahahahahahahaha.

I love my cat. :)
 

Comments

[verrucaria.livejournal.com]

It's not nice to make fun of your freshly de-balled kitty. ;)

[notalent.livejournal.com]

I would be bitter and yowling if I went to sleep and woke up with my balls!

[nopoppersforme.livejournal.com]

Oh man, when I brought my boycat home after his neutering, he was fuuuuuuunnnnyy. He tried and tried to walk around but he kept falling down. I made fun of him for a while, but then I felt bad so I sat him on the couch next to me, and he became a very purry, very lovey-dovey drunk (just like his mamma, ha). He kept looking up at me, purring, with his tongue hanging out of his mouth and his inner eyelids closed. It was so weird and kinda creeped me out. Happy drunk kitty! (http://nopoppersforme.livejournal.com/123109.html#cutid1)