In Which Our Hero And Her Sidekick Freak People Out

[the_wanlorn]

 
This comment was made to someone who is not me about a cat that is not mine: "MAYBE IF I HAD TESTICLES I'D FEEL LESS OF A NEED TO MASTURBATE WITH MY HEAD. EVER THINK OF THAT?"


(10:22:48 PM) The_Wanlorn: I'M SORRY YOU THINK THAT MOUSE WAS ME
(10:22:59 PM) Epon: LOLOL OH SHIT
(10:23:03 PM) Epon: I'M FUCKED NOW
(10:23:04 PM) Epon: LOLOL
(10:23:08 PM) Epon: *IGNORES ANY REPLIES*
(10:23:09 PM) The_Wanlorn: SERIOUSLY
(10:23:18 PM) The_Wanlorn: THAT IS SUCH A WEIRD COMMENT OUT OF CONTEXT
(10:23:46 PM) Epon: I KNOW
(10:23:50 PM) Epon: I SIGNED ON JUST TO TELL YOU IT WAS ME
(10:23:54 PM) Epon: LOLOLOL BUT IT WASN'T YOU
(10:23:56 PM) Epon: LOLOLOL UH OH
(10:23:58 PM) The_Wanlorn: LOLOLOLOLOL
(10:24:03 PM) Epon: LET'S PRETEND IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
(10:24:07 PM) The_Wanlorn: NO WAY
(10:24:11 PM) The_Wanlorn: I'M TELLING ALL OF LJ LAND ABOUT THIS
(10:24:23 PM) Epon: DIE
(10:24:30 PM) The_Wanlorn: NO U
(10:24:57 PM) Epon: >:/


In other news, I ship Helena/Valentine so ridiculously hard. They are unbelievably adorable and he's trying to apologize and oh bb. :(
 

Comments

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

what. i didn't think you'd really do it. I HATE YOU. (you should c/p the original comment though because that shows that assuming the op was you talking about mello was a RATIONAL ASSUMPTION)

ALSO HELENA/ANTI-HELENA IS THE ONLY PAIRING THAT MATTERS!

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I'M SORRY YOU THINK ANYTHING YOU DO IS EVER RATIONAL :(

ALSO GTFO HELENA/VALENTINE >>>>>> HELENA/ANTI-HELENA >:(