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The Wanlorn ([personal profile] the_wanlorn) wrote2007-08-29 08:07 pm
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DEAR INTERNETS

 
[journalfen.net profile] donna and [journalfen.net profile] breecita are gonna eat me or something. If you don't hear from my by Saturday, it's because either they ate me, or my purty mouth is busy squealing like a pig.

That is all.

OH, ALSO: I think I popped my ear drum by smacking my ear lots trying to get it to stop rining. THIS IS NOT GOOD.
 
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[identity profile] breecita [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
WE ARE NOT EATING YOU.

... we are feeding you to her babies.

MAYBE!

[identity profile] the_wanlorn [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
D: MOHAWK BABY WILL GNAW ME TO DEATH.

[identity profile] donna [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I WOULDN'T EAT YOU ANYWAY, POOPHEAD.

...

BUT I WOULD EAT YOUR MOM.

[identity profile] the_wanlorn [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
LIKE YOU ATE MY DAD LAST NIGHT? ;)

[identity profile] donna [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmm, it was good, too.

[identity profile] sisterelwood [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
PLS BE SHARING MOAR OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON BEING EATEN. WILL IT BE WITH BBQ SAUCE?

(Also, no good on the ear drum situation.)

[identity profile] the_wanlorn [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME DUDE. D: WHEN BREE WAS DESCRIBING WHERE DONNA LIVES SHE MENTIONED IT WAS OUT WHERE NO ONE COULD HEAR ME SCREAM.

(It's not really popped! Not enough pain or blood.)

[identity profile] sisterelwood [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
THE QUESTION IS, THOUGH, WILL YOU BE FINGER-LICKING GOOD?

(This is a good thing.)

[identity profile] the_wanlorn [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
HA! THEIR GRANDKIDS' GRANDKIDS WILL BE TALKING ABOUT HOW DAMN TASTY I AM!

[identity profile] sisterelwood [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
HOT. I WANTS ME A PIECE OF YOU THAT.

DUELING BANJOS AND TASTY TREATS = JOY

[identity profile] breecita [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
COME OVER AND WE'LL SHARE! BRING SOME BBQ SAUCE!

[identity profile] sisterelwood [journalfen.net] 2007-08-31 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I CAN DO THIS, BB. SEE YOU THERE.

[identity profile] the_wanlorn [journalfen.net] 2007-08-31 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
You are my least favorite. >:(

[identity profile] missdaisy [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't worry so much. I'm sure you'll be fine.

Psst...Donna and Bree, don't forget to check if her life insurance is up to date. Someone's got to pay for BBQ sauce and banjos.

[identity profile] breecita [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'll just nip over there and do that while she's in the other room...

(Bring extra booze! We're having a PARTY!)

[identity profile] princessdot [journalfen.net] 2007-08-30 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not roasted already?
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