Everything you need to know about douchebag!cat

[the_wanlorn]

 
...My cat just fell into the toilet.

That is all.
 

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[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

I bet he did it on purpose, you utter plebe.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Oh course, of course. On purpose. Because he loves being wet, really! He does! He swears!

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

Whenever Mellohinder jumps on things? It's with intent. He knows what he's doing.

And when he falls off them/into them/over them? It's with even more intent. He even more knows what he's doing.

HE'S MENSA SMART, TAKE THAT BITCH

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

LOLOL OH GOD MELLOHINDER. Were you here the day he fell off the sound system speakers? It was totally my fault because I was taunting him with a toy BUT STILL. LOLOLOLOL.

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

I was not there, but to be honest, it really doesn't sound any different from any other day. Falling off stuff is his WAY OF LIFE, okay! NOT FALLING OFF STUFF WOULD BE BREAKING EDGE (as the kids say. I think)

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm trying to salvage my cat's dignity here and deny that BUT REALLY IT IS TRUE. IT'S NOT THAT HE'S A KLUTZ, IT'S THAT HE LOVES GRAVITY TOO MUCH TO BE AWAY FROM IT FOR LONG.

[cadhla.livejournal.com]

Leela did that once.

Of course, she hauled a bubble bath bar in on top of herself.

I loved that cat to pieces, but she, like so many, was sometimes so damn smart she transcended into totally stupid.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

y halo thar my cat. :( The only reason why he didn't bring my soap, hairbrush, baking soda mix, and face oil mix down in after him (not that, you know, he has jumped on the sink before and landed on the closed toilet seat along with all of those things, of course. This is purely hypothetical, that he would be able to do that) is because, miraculously, I cleaned up after myself this morning and put everything away.

See, he's really smart!! He knows that I give all of my really good leftovers to my rat. So, every time I eat on my bed, he climbs into the rat's cage. Really smart!!

Of course, every time he climbs into the rat's cage, the rat throws a shitfit and runs from where he's begging for food from me to defend his territory and then the cat flips out because he can't get out of the cage because the rat's in the opening and he's been bit enough times trying to catch and eat the rat that he knows that little bugger's deadly!

...this comment was originally two lines long. Then I got distracted and came back and got distracted and came back and really I should just stop now and go back to being emo over SPN.

[jamimegan.livejournal.com]

My cat did that once when she was drinking out of the toilet (which she does every chance she gets because she's a filthy little beast) and now we call her Toilet Leg.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha. The dog does that. The cat... I've never actually seen drink water.

[emiweebee.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh...Murphy.