>:(

[the_wanlorn]

 
I am so cranky today. I AM PROBABLY CRANKY AT YOU. Even if I don't know who you are.

>:( You probably smell like old socks, too.

GOD I AM CRANKY.
 

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[breecita [journalfen.net]]

D:

[the_wanlorn [journalfen.net]]

GOD YOU SMELL FUNNY AND YOUR HAIR IS STUPID. >:(

[breecita [journalfen.net]]

IT TOTALLY IS I HAVE IT IN WEIRD HALF PIGTAILS TO KEEP IT OUT OF MY EYES. D: D: D:

[the_wanlorn [journalfen.net]]

>:( YOUR EYES ARE STUPID TOO.

GOD BFF I AM SO CRANKY AND I AM ANGRY AT EVERYONE EVEN YOU AND EM FOR NO REASON AT ALL BECAUSE ILU BOTH AND ME AND EM ARE TALKING ABOUT 1-18-08 AND RAWR IHLIFE

[breecita [journalfen.net]]

Here, to make you feel better I will share with you this snippet from my conversation with Donna this morning:

Bree says: haahahaha
Bree says: peroxide is making my motherboard wound bubble
Donna says: That is like...the start of a very bizarre emo kid's haiku
Bree says:
the peroxide is making
my motherbound wound
bubble and bubble - oy weh

[the_wanlorn [journalfen.net]]

Hahahahaha. YOUR MOTHERBOARD IS DUMB >:(

Peroxide made my harddrive wound bubble! It's all scabbed over now, though. It looks like I accidentally sliced down my thumb with a knife. OOPS.

>:( I AM STILL CRANKY

[baranduyn [journalfen.net]]

But I just had a shower...

[the_wanlorn [journalfen.net]]

YOUR SHOWER IS FULL OF MOLD AND AND AND EBOLA >:( DIRTY BEAST

[baranduyn [journalfen.net]]

AS OPPOSED TO YOURS, WHICH IS SUB-LET TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT FOR SECRET AND ILLEGAL GERM WARFARE EXPERIMENTS.

[the_wanlorn [journalfen.net]]

AT LEAST MY MOM WASN'T A PRODUCT OF THE GOVERNMENT'S SECRET AND ILLEGAL GERM WARFARE EXPERIMENTS

LIKE YOURS WAS >:(

[baranduyn [journalfen.net]]

AT LEAST MY MOM WASN'T ENTIRELY POWERED BY AN EXTENSION CORD AND A HYDROLIC PUMP, FREAK!!

[the_wanlorn [journalfen.net]]

AT LEAST MY MOM DIDN'T GIVE MY DAD RADIATION POISONING!

[baranduyn [journalfen.net]]

MY DAD WAS A PETRI DISH. U R SO MEEEN!!!!!!

I'M-A CURSE YOU NOW. **CURSES**

[the_wanlorn [journalfen.net]]

I'M SORRY YOU THINK HARRY POTTER IS REAL :(

[tehrin [journalfen.net]]

I think I woke up with a headache. ;_;

[the_wanlorn [journalfen.net]]

>:( YOUR HEADACHE IS CLEARLY MAKING ME MORE CRANKY THROUGH OSMOSIS. GET RID OF IT NOW >:(

(awww drink lots of water! Morning headaches are usually dehydration.)

[doomsday [journalfen.net]]

BUT I'M NOT WEARING SOCKS!

[the_wanlorn [journalfen.net]]

FINE YOU SMELL OF OLD FISH >:( DIRTY OLD ROTTING FISH.

[doomsday [journalfen.net]]

THEN I SHOULD PROBABLY STAY AWAY FROM SHARKS TODAY.

[the_wanlorn [journalfen.net]]

NOT EVEN SHARKS WOULD WANT TO EAT YOU YOU DIRTY OLD HAG >:(

[rotten_fish [journalfen.net]]

OH NOW IT'S ON TURDFACE

[the_wanlorn [journalfen.net]]

I'M SORRY YOUR MOMMY NEVER TAUGHT YOU TO BATHE PROPERLY DIRTYPANTS

[philaenis [journalfen.net]]

I SMELL LIKE DORITOS. I HAVE HEARD THAT IS THE SAME AS OLD SOCKS, BUT I CANNOT TELL YOU AS I DO NOT WEAR SOCKS.

SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS. THAT'S A FUNNY WORD.

[emiweebee [journalfen.net]]

What are you, Hobbes from Calvin and? "Smock smock smock!"

[philaenis [journalfen.net]]

If I were I wouldn't admit it, would I?

Also I think more of the Swedish Chef. *borkborkbork* It's one of the joys of my life that there used to be a legit newsgroup named alt.swedish.chef.bork.bork.bork. :D