Cool Things on the Internet Tubes

[the_wanlorn]

Right then, I was going to post this last night, except three posts in one days is ridiculous, and plus you might all ignore the awesome links.

First off, this is the coolest sentence in the world. Sometimes, I just say it out loud to hear how the different inflections of various "buffalo"s make it make sense. I'm pretty sure my roommate thinks I'm crazy.

And then this is the coolest poem in the world! Be sure to actually listen to the person saying it. Because it is awesome.

FLYING ROBOT JELLYFISH.

FLYING

ROBOT

JELLYFISH.

FLYING

ROBOT JELLYFISH.

HO SHIT. I alternately want to kill myself and make one of my own. OH MAN.

Speaking of cool things, we all know that I love things that are bigger than they're supposed to be, right? I'm sure you all were as fascinated by Giant tube worms when you were little as I was. And I'm sure you've all heard of Japanese spider crabs and the King of herrings. And I'm sure when you all saw pictures of Giant fucking isopods you all hid underneath your beds and swore never to leave your room ever again, too.

Well, now I bring you a slide show of giant things that are cute, like Flemish Giant rabbits.

You might want to close your eyes when they cockroach comes up, though, otherwise you might not be able to leave your room for a week again.

Comments

[niav.livejournal.com]

WOAH, LOOK AT THE KING OF HERRINGS. YOU CAN, LIKE, WEAR IT AS A FEATHER BOA TYPE THING AND THEN AT THE END OF THE NIGHT IF YOU GET PECKISH YOU CAN EAT IT.

That big fat catfish is really cute too. ♥