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[the_wanlorn]

Things That Do Not Protect You From Ants

Grass

Moss

Rocks

Inside



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Comments

[taranhero.livejournal.com]

You require ant traps. Or... a better version of "inside".

[jamimegan.livejournal.com]

And cats. Don't forget them. Oh sure, moths and beetles are tasty little must-have snacks, but giant carpenter ants that are crawling on my fricking BED? Meh.

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

HEY MAN, the carpenter ant might EAT the cat, don'tcha know.

When an ant the size of my thumb crawled across my foot and I started seriously contemplating trying to climb a tree, I decided to just call my lunch hour over and go back inside. Next time, I'm totally bringing my cat and seeing if he'll protect me.

[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Other things that don't protect you from ants: Jungles, Horses, Being big, Being crazy, Wearing gloves made out of angry ants, Being from native cultures, and just being alive in general (http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html).

Also, nuclear energy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047573/) doesn't help much either.

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO ADORABLE

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

THE ONLY REASONS "Treetops" ARE NOT ON THAT LIST IS BECAUSE NONE OF THE BRANCHES WERE LOW ENOUGH FOR ME TO GRAB.

[tl--dr.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU CUTE FRIEND

[the-wanlorn.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU TOO, ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE ANTS.

[emiweebee.livejournal.com]

I really like ants, at least the normal ones we have in the US and not the crazy ones from Africa/South America, but we had a nest in once and we sprayed 'em out. I felt bad, but it was a bad thing.

[cornfields.livejournal.com]

Ants are evil. :(